Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Reverie, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Reverie

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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Unless all of the girls Roy Moore interacted with were trolls looking to get "content" out of him, he and Chris aren't anything alike, Hirtes, you fucking sped.

    Chris is a lot of things, but as stated many times before, a sexual predator he is not.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    #HirtesNeedsToChill
     
  4. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    This is your life Hirtes *smh*
     
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  5. Reverie

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    "Uh sir, what are you doing with that poop?"

    "I I'm smearing it all over my wall, it may help keep the roaches at bay"
     
  6. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I was going to say "Well at least he reads the New Yorker so he's somewhat educated on events," but then I realized he almost certainly didn't read past the headline of the article.
     
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  7. Reverie

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    Hirtes does use a google account to waltz all over youtube under the alias Killalltherednecks2: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk
    He was repeatedly posting the same video on youtube under multiple socks and appeared in his streams/comments section often.
    He displays the same behavior as his twitter and previous KF socks screeching at/about Chris and replying to comments in sight.

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  8. Reverie

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    More comments posted on Chris's videos:
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Sōkidan!

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    In Autistic Park, Hirtes is the T-Rex.
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Hites: LULZ, THEY'RE SO STUPID!!! IT TOOK THEM FIVE YEARS FOR THE TO REALIZE I HAD AN ACCOUNT ON THEIR SITE!!!

    Everyone Else: It's not that they couldn't figure it out, it's that they didn't care about you. Now that they do, a surprising amount of info is being dug up.

    Also, I find it funny that he doesn't say that all the dox is inaccurate, just that some parts of the dox collected are.
    "Lolcows" like to believe that because the "trolls" make threads about them and seem to monitor their activity online that they have some power over them. They're not wrong. Also, it's a bit of a tell that they have some embarrassing thing online somewhere that the "trolls" haven't found, and since they haven't found something that's easy to find (for them, at least because they know what to look for) that makes them idiots.

    Not saying that all Kiwis are manchildren, but some definitely are.
     
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank A genuine English bastard.

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    He's had DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD since August 30.
     
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  15. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    He deserves a dildo crown for that achievement
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    This. Hirtes is really doing mental gymnastics in order to deflect his stupidity off to others. It's pure Lolcow 101: Lolcows do anything they can to make the trolls look like the dumb ones.

    Lolcow: Oh.....well uh.....er......uh Hah! Ha ha! The trolls did this, so *they're* the losers, clearly not me!
     
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    "No one on the internet dares call him out".
    Oh, Hirtes! What do you call the past ten years?
     
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    This reminds me that women write marriage proposals to Charles Manson to this day.
     
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