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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    “Becoming”

    :cwl:
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Nov 10, 2017
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Chris screams through his mouth.
    Hirtes screams through his hands.
     
    Janker, Nov 10, 2017
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  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    and this is only the tip of the asperg.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 10, 2017
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 10, 2017
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Well it looks like the real reason for Hirtes' hatred of CWC has been revealed. Run Doopie!
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 10, 2017
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  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    So now Hirtes is following Doopie... Hirtes's transformation into chris nearly complete.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 10, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    But it's totally to warn her of CWC (who she already knows).
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 10, 2017
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What has Michael Nesmith got to do with any of this.
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 11, 2017
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  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 11, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Disparagingly using the word "tugboat"?

    I would like to remind everyone that Hirtes solely depends upon tugboat to survive because he is unwilling to work.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 11, 2017
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 11, 2017
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    lol those alog ratings
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 11, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 11, 2017
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  14. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    People who are either unable or unwilling to swim shouldn't try to sink the tugboat, you know.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Nov 11, 2017
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  15. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 12, 2017
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  16. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    I'm no expert in the Alt right, but a feel they wouldn't be okay with a man in Eva Braun drag turning tricks at one of their rallies. It would make alt-right rallies one billion percent more interesting though.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 12, 2017
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  17. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Lol at the google reviews for his housing unit: Council Bluffs Regal Towers
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    Some of his neighbors:
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    Janker, Nov 12, 2017
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  18. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Uh, did I miss something?
     
    QuiltGuilt, Nov 12, 2017
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Hey @YamchasOnlyFan, remember that guess on Hirtes' daily routine? Sounds closer to the truth now.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 12, 2017
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Note to self: stay far away from Council Bluffs, IA
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Nov 12, 2017
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