Family Meet Patches, Chris' new cat. Update: Patches has passed away.

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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Chris hold patches up to the camera while he Ebegs saying money will help him feel better.
     
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  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    The dead cat wasn't real? Man, I have no idea WTF is going on anymore, but at least that's good news.
     
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  3. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry neighborhood pussy"

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    God it's an absolute relief to hear the dead kitten thing wasn't real.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Here we go again...
     
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  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    The ginger kitten's been adopted by someone chris used to know from End Games.
     
  6. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Fuck you Chris.

    Well that's good.
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Just to be clear, I wasn't saying chris HAD held up a kitten to ebeg after his dog's death, I'm just saying it sounds like something he'd do.
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    Okay Chris we get it, you want pussy.
     
  9. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry neighborhood pussy"

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  10. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    While this is sad, he also said he bought a heating pad, kitten food and supplements.

    Just sayin' this seems a bit extravagant for someone who was saying he had no money for food a week ago. (I know, its a shocker that Chris lies.)
     
  11. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    I've capped it on the off chance it gets deleted, no sense in posting it here while it's up.

    It was really stupid of him to insist on taking all of the kittens away from their mother and into the cesspit that is BLC. Especially when they're begging for food to feed themselves and make mortgage payments.
    If he'd had enough sense to leave the kittens with professionals that poor thing would surely still be alive.
     
  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Better luck for you in the next form, little cat. :(
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    At least Patches wasn't stuck in 14BLC for long.
     
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  14. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Here's hoping he doesn't become a prisoner of CWCville like Patti and Sorbet.
     
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  15. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus Mad Shitposter of Shimano Staff Member

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    Chris didn’t kill the cat. Everyone calm your tits.

    The kittens were all born to a feral mother and the mortality rate for feral kittens is high. It’s more than likely that there was something more serious going on than just conjunctivitis, since the adopted ginger kitten is/was being treated for malnutrition and pneumonia and is now doing heaps better.

    By the time cats, particularly kittens, start showing severe symptoms of illness or injury, it can be too late, as was likely the case with Patches. The medication Chris got was to treat what looks to be a symptom of an underlying more serious problem, and although he took Patches and Sylvia back to the vet when Patches started going further downhill, it wasn’t enough.

    He did what he could. The fact is - none of us were there to know what the vet actually said and Chris tends to not understand the gravity of serious situations.

    Remember, we’re primarily going by his word here and everything else is speculation, but the odds of him being responsible for the death of an already very sick kitten are low.
     
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  16. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Further cementing this, if you look at the picture of the three kittens together Patches is noticeably smaller than his two sisters.
     
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  17. Equinox

    Equinox This Party's Getting Crazy!

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    Rest in Peace Patches. I wish we could have gotten to know you better through the horrifying majesty of chris's tweets.
     
  18. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus Mad Shitposter of Shimano Staff Member

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    "Liza" is also a boy, so if it makes people feel better, Chris is still a dumbass in that respect.
     
  19. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    It makes sense given lot of the time orange cats have a tendency to be male. Either way I'm not surprised Chris wouldn't know the sex of an animal given how he draws China.
     
  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    Oh that's a shame, I hope he went peacefully. The hoard claims another soul...