10-30-2018: Meet Patches, Chris' new cat. Update: Patches has passed away.

Spoiler: Kitten with pink eye

 

God I fear for this poor kitten.

 

This makes me so sad

 

I can't even stop thinking of the dangers ahead for it.

 

The kitten chose him... more like he ran off with it when the mother was not looking.

 

God dammit Chris.

 

So...what's our estimate on how long this poor cat's gonna live through the shitter?

 

Well its being cared for by a delusional manchild who complains that he has no money one minute then mysteriously has money to pay a vet bill.

I'd say a month. Hopefully Patches defies the odds then runs away so it can be picked up by the humane society and given a new home.

MOD EDIT: It's best not to repost the horseshit that the Twitter weens are saying, as it only encourages them when they see people have taken notice to continue upping the ante as far as weening Chris.

USER EDIT: Not what I was focusing on, but okay. No more of his tweet replies.

 

Is Chris the Pied Piper?

 

Goddamnit. I want to drive to Chris's house and rescue that poor kitty.

 

I wouldn't doubt that's how Chris handles these situations without questioning anything.

 

I'm dissapointed that Patches doesn't have an eye patch for that conjunctivitis. Although I get the feel that he'll probably get as much patches as Mass Effect Andromeda.

 

Dear Clyde Cash,
In addition to rehabilitating the women who Chris dates courts creeps on, can you open up a home to rehabilitate the animals that we should be rescuing from Branchland Court?

 

Seems Chris has taken in the other kittens now too.


Despite begging for money

 

This won't end well, I'm sure.

 

I don't know if chris is smart enough to do this, but it almost feels like he got them just so he could post cute kitten photos while he ebegs.

"Send me money or these kittens starve!"

 

From what I've gathered:

• Chris took in the whole litter of kittens, two tuxedo (Patches and Sylvia) and a ginger (Liza). The mother is apparently afraid of people, as she won't come near/in the house. Apparently, he didn't have proper supplies, like a litter box, but I'm not 100% certain if that was one of those weird tweets by "Magi-chan" (see below).
  
• Chris took Patches to the vet for care for the eye thing, despite implying that all three had been checked out.
  
• Chris begged for money as usual, and the SonichuOfficialMerchandise guy sent him medical supplies from chewy.com for the kittens' care, as Chris had told them he didn't have the finances/medicine to care for them. Chris stated that SOM should've sent money instead.
  
• SonichuOfficialMerchandise then phoned the vet and found out that Chris was given enough medication for all three kittens and had the medicine in his possession for days prior to SOM sending the chewy.com order, catching Chris in a lie.
• The Captain had/has been trying to get Chris to relinquish the kittens to adopt out. He said he had a connection in Charlottesville who'd be willing to take the ginger kitten. He said that Chris seemed receptive to the family taking the ginger cat, but no word in regards to whether or not the ginger cat was actually adopted.
• Chris claims to be the kittens' mother.
• It's possible that a person is claiming to be the physical representation of Magi-chan and had, at one point, control of Chris' Twitter and posted a photo of a dead kitten (a photo of a prop from a horror movie site,) saying one of the beagles got one of the kittens. The tweet was deleted shortly afterwards, but the text didn't match Chris' style of writing. It's presumed "Magi-chan" is talking to Chris via text/phone, and supposedly appearing physically. (Unsure how - it wasn't explained further.)
  
• Animal Control was called and visited 14BLC twice but since they did not remove the animals, apparently didn't find anything particularly wrong with the situation they saw.

Yes, Chris has new kittens and yes, 14BLC isn't the best environment. Please don't spiral any discussion into armchair veterinary talk. Chris has apparently been lying a bunch lately as well, but I don't have much information as to what, aside from what I've posted. If anyone else is better at sorting through Disco on the Farms, it'd be helpful.

@Hurtful Truth Level hasn't been on here since August, but hopefully he'll make a longpost if he comes back to clear things up.

 

What happens to Patches when Snoopy and Clover die?