Least favorite Chris moment

unpopular opinion i know but i agree that raping his own mother was not cool

 

I guess when Chris bragged that he was as wild as a serial raper, there was a grain of truth to it
I really, really wish Chris would have been wrong about that

 

Of all the things he could have lied about...

 

Did he misspell rapper?

 

His birth. If he liked that China so much he should have just stayed there.

 

Given the Chandlers' conservative Christian worldview, abortion was out of the question.

 

Why were Borb trying to have kids at such an old age anyway?

By the time Chris was a little kid, Bob looked old enough to be a grandfather.

 

I don't think they were "trying".

 

I think the least favorite "CWC moment" could be when a drunken Barb chased after Bob at a bar.

Had that not happened, odds are Chris could have been born in a less failtastic life elsewhere.

 

thinking of starting a safe sex campaign for older folks, predicated on scaring them with the idea of having a late accident child like Chris.

 

People have had to do this because of the STD rates in assisted living facilities and retirement communities.

 

yes, a fact I've heard in both psych class and gerontology

Spoiler

nursing homes have higher STD transmission rates than high schools

 

It's the same issue as with gay men, they don't use protection because they don't think they need it. Older people should be encouraged to use protection - not just to avoid spreading disease but because we could end up with another Chris, and nobody wants that.

 

well this thread certainly took a turn for the wat

 

sorry

 

Old people are horny.

 

I found this gem on the front page of the cwcki, chris has the gall to try and drum up sympathy because he can not see his mother again.


"...It has been clear and obvious due to that Barbara (her human body, pre-death) and I absolutely cannot be together again due to the Paradoxes, regardless of the "Legal" Restraining Order imposed in this Timeline. My Body and I have wept time after time and again in processing and accepting ALL of that over these months, over Barbara. And, yes, deeply, despite that, my Body knows these Facts, yet wishes for the impossible one last in-person moment with her and triggers the tear-inducing emotions/feelings"

 

wat

 

Apparently it's a Futurama reference. Something to do with how if you ever met yourself from a different time period, it would cause a paradox and one (or both) of 'you' would be wiped out instantly. Not sure why Chris thinks he and Barb are the same person.