Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

I can believe it. I’m reminded of this one time on Twitter when Chris announced how he used to see Bob’s cock as a child when Bob was sleeping in response to a random tweet, which was something we didn’t know up to this point. Who knows, maybe some mental health personnel was able to awaken this random memory and he’s just putting it to good use (most likely due to a recommendation from Heilberg)

 

Oh God, I remember that.

I'm not sure it's the same thing though. He was on social media in 2012 and vividly described his encounter with the prostitute. It makes no sense for him not to mention this. I'm still sticking with 'made it up to justify what he did'.

 

I'm sorry,he did fucking WHAT?!

0:06 Me reading this.....



Also me reading this.....

 

"Over her adult years, Barbara had attended and graduated from college, and before meeting Mr. C. (Robertchu) Barbara had Seven Ex-Boyfriends......"

Seven evil exes? Holy shit, maybe the Dimension Merge is happening......



EDIT: inb4 "Scott Pilgrim is more autistic than Sonichu".

 

Surprised Chris never got into that series. Then again most of it would probably go over his head.

 

On the CWCki they pointed out how it's odd that Chris never really got into other RPG vidya, even though he really got into pocketmons. RPGs usually have stuff like learning "magic" and becoming more powerful, so one may think Chris would've been really into other RPGs because of that.

(especially in the time just before the Jail of Fail when he really got into the "goddess" delusion)

 

Not specifically a video game, but Chris was briefly into Dungeons and Dragons. He didn't seem to understand, however, that D&D characters have weaknesses as well as strengths.

 

Oh yeah, I remember that. Under "flaws", he just left the space blank. "Chris and his ego" yet again?

Also he tried to shoehorn "mega evolution" from pocketmon for the overpowered and overleveled OC too.

 

Man, he can't just let a franchise be without crossing it over to something else.

 

And he likes to cram "Sonichu" into anything he can.

Chris' life could've been very different if that teacher just let him use corporate vidya characters.

 

Yeah, that seems to be the biggest 'hinge moment' in all of Christory. If Sonichu never existed, then I doubt all... this... would have happened, including the current 'Jail of Fail' saga.

 

Well his did cram the Sonichu medallion up his ass once.

 

There's been the joke idea that "Sonichu" is a demon that's been around Chris since that fateful day in 2000.

Remember when BlueSpike was the worst troll?

 

I remember someone in YouTube comments made a joke SCP entry for Sonichu. Sounds pretty accurate to me.

As for BlueSpike... we didn't know how good we had it.

 

Soon after Chris invented "Sonichu", he's been obsessed with him. "Bionic" never got that level of obsession. The medallion, the comics, depicting him on Barb's birthday cake, the "body swap" for around a year...

Also in Protestantism, the devil and his gang want to usurp God - Chris now thinks he's God.

Spoiler

It's more likely the Life of Fail was caused by coddling from Borb, their insistence on "mainstreaming" Chris, and Chris being cooped up in a hoard house for almost 2 decades after "Count Graduon" got him. I think Chris and his bloated ego could've gotten him where he is today one way or another, even if he never invented "Sonichu".

Although without the sweepstakes to inflate his ego, he may have been very different now.

 

In his defense, I crossed over Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers in D20 Modern (the campaign setting that takes D&D 3.5 but takes out the fantasy elements) and my players absolutely fucking loved it. I legit watched grown men regress into six-year-olds in front of my eyes lol

 

Dungeons & Dragons be like that so I'm not surprised but glad things worked out for you in that situation! Gotta love when things come together.

 

New letter to Kengle from the Jail of Fail.

 

I suppose that explains why I'm not in one piece today. I didn't believe hard enough.