Meta Jacob Sockness

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  1. Pibot

    Pibot Senior Christorical Analyst

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    Jacob Sockness is a lunatic: the thread.
    1.) Who is Jacob Sockness?
    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jacob_Sockness

    Jacob Sockness (I may refer him as just ‘Sock’) came to attention last year (2018) as a white knight. Just a guy who would kiss Chris’s ass on Twitter. Sockness has expressed a sexual and romantic attraction to Chris and has suggested them having a child together, despite Chris being a transwoman, Sockness gendering Chris as a woman, and Sockness identifying as a gay man.
    Despite dropping hundreds on Chris’s stuff, Chris got weirded out and blocked him in January 2019. Sockness had bought Chris’s shoes and worshipped them in a video, and that was enough for Chris to be like “ight, Imma head out.”
    Sockness would create another Twitter and Chris followed him, because Sockness has money and Chris wants money. Sockness has helped Chris set up a GoFundMe that funded a trip to BronyCon.
    For a while it appeared Sockness genuinely believed in the Dimentional Merge™️. Chris has floated the idea of meeting Sockness in person. Sockness OC, Jakoba, will be in Sonichu 14.
    Unrelated to Chris, other facts about Sockness include: He is 38 years old. He was dumb enough to dox himself on KF. He appears to lean far right politically and is a Trump supporter, he collects Social Security (aka a tugboat), has gone on incel forums looking for a boyfriend, is a furry, and claims to be in a “sugar baby” relationship with an older, wealthy, gay man.
    2.) Should we be concerned?
    Yes, Sock has recently posted on Reddit a conversation between him, Jakoba, and Magi-Chan (archive link below.) Chris tweeted this conversation. Sockness wrote all of this and Chris actually believes Magi-Chan is part of this conversation. Sockness is threatening to stop the Dimensional Merge, who knows what he’ll make Chris do to save it.
    Turns out Sock isn’t a genuine fan and is using Chris for...I’m not sure yet. I believe we can call him King of the Weens.
    https://archive.fo/2H4oe
     
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  2. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    So more proof that weens are more autistic than even Chris.
     
  3. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    I didn't think we could get a worse ween than the idea guys, but here we are.
     
  4. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like Iconoclast.

    By the way, anyone here keep up with He Sets Me On Fire? I miss that guy.
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ancient memes

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    He's an insane black magic cultist who may be borderline intellectually disabled and Chris has caught his eye for some reason. He claims he used his totally real powers that aren't just the figment of his imagination to stop or alter the merge. IIRC he made the merge happen on his pretend planet or something. Sorry, the autism is too much for me. It's in the thread on KF.

    He takes pics of his dark apartment and claims he's photographed demons that he's summoned. He claims to have had sex with demons.
    He claims that a crime where a dismembered corpse was found in San Francisco was his responsibility for a spell that he did that went awry.
    He tried to sell Chris merch, including a body pillow with Chris on it.

    Apparently he has a cheap government funded apartment in San Francisco and he appreciates how hard it is to do that. He may be legitimately crazy and low IQ but he does understand some basic facts of life.
     
  6. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry neighborhood pussy"

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    I swear everytime I come check in here something new is here to completely disturb me... Then again, this is Chris-chan stuff.
     
  7. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    Why are they always stupid edgelords?!
     
  8. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    when you think the orbiter hole couldn't be dug any deeper then you see the damned shovel waiting for you.
     
  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Fake and gay, plus, he doesn't even know Clyde Cash!

    Grifters like this is why doxing isn't a crime by the way...
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ancient memes

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    He's a fake because he doesn't have the occultic powers he claims to have
    And yeah, he's very much gay, he even lives in San Francisco

    fake and gay indeed
     
  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's strange how I can be both amazed and jaded to this never ending rabbit hole of weirdos leeching off of Chris. You think you've seen it all with the Idea Guy, yet another dumbass comes trundling in. It's like a circus with a revolving door.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Like I said on KF, "Christory" is more like a freak show now.
     
  13. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    He's a fake and he doesn't know the territory!
     
  14. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    What makes people think this Sock guy is showing his genuine self at all? This all; the gay Trump supporter, dimensional merge thing sounds like a badly made persona to me
     
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  15. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I assume the only difference between Sockness the and Idea Guys is that Sockness is giving Chris money instead of forcing Chris to buy him shit?
     
  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ancient memes

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    To be fair, he is a very strange person. IIRC there's evidence that he was into the occult (esp. the dark sided stuff) before he knew of Chris.

    He's a Trump supporter not because he likes Trump, but because he thinks Trump's policies will facilitate the end of the world, and one of Sock's goals with the occult stuff is to kill everyone.

    He's very eclectic in his occult beliefs and has borrowed from many sources - Chris's weird dimensional merge is just one more thing Sock has added to his beliefs.
     
  17. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    So he's going to go Jonestown on himself?
    God, one can only hope (*hi A-Log*)
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    what kind of name is sockness?
     
  19. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    An Autistic one.
     
  20. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    A hilarious one