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Is Chris gay?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Doc Cassidy, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. Doc Cassidy

    Doc Cassidy Coc Dassidy

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  2. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Luna Well-Known Member

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    Who cares?
     
  4. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    He's STRAIGHT.....STRAIGHT....! HE LIKES DYKES... DYKES.....CHINA!!

    My theory on it- and be forewarned I will be using broad strokes here- he's a straight man who has very interests in certain aspects which our culture depicts as feminine. The only reason he's started to do the whole transsexual thing (not saying being gay and transsexual are the same, but neither are heteronormative pseudo-sciencey words here) is because in his goofy mind he thinks he can actually find and convince a woman to be his gal-pal if he disguises himself as a woman (note- that isn't to say all transsexuals are using "disguises" but in Chris' case it is.). Chris works on cartoon logic - if Bugs Bunny could do it, why not him?
     
  5. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Chris is so gay that daisy chains of homosexual men stop in their really gay circles of sodomy when he passes by to say
    "Goddamn, that is one gay dude".
    He's also fat and shits his pants.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Borb should've banned Chris from watching TV.
     
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Christopher Christian Ricardo Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT. No SLADEROUS MISLABELINGS will change that Fact. Boobies and Vaginas give him His Erections. Anything related to The MALE Anatomy makes Him Sick. HE IS STRAIGHT. GET IT THROUGH YOUR D*** THICK SKULLS.
     
  8. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    My pet theory is that, no, he's straight but with the mind of a child and with the body of an adult, hormones and all, he's been in a state of utter confusion about sex and love for most of his life.
    And if Blank's theory is true, it might confuse even more
     
  9. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

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    Since he's a woman now, and he still likes women, technically..yes..? I really don't know what to think about Chris's gender confusion. I feel like it's not my business, but it's also not my business to know where Chris lives, so...idk.
     
  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Chris will forever be a male no matter what he says or thinks. It doesn't matter how many fucking times he harms his taint and rubs hormones into his manboobs, he's a fucking male. A male who's obsession with china has clouded his judgement to the point of incoherence.
     
  11. ShavedSheep

    ShavedSheep Baa!

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    not as gay as me tho
     
  12. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I agree on that. He isnt gay, but his extreme desparation makes him appear gay
     
  13. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Chris is straight, but he's doing what ever he can to try to get a woman. (aside sorting his life) We all know Chris because autism and growing up on a TV thinks in stereotypes and black and white. I honestly think he feels being a male with emotions puts him in this rare group. Him throwing his heart on his sleeve didn't work so, maybe I'm a girl is my guess how he got into his tranny phase.

    Chris probably looks at any man walking down the street and honestly thinks they are the cold brooding, Blondie, John Wayne Rambo etc. From what we know, Bob was probably pretty old school about this stuff too. This doesn't mean men or Bob were emotionless, they just show it in different ways, and a lot emotions come out in private or with only a very small trusted circle.

    On a lot of TV that Chris grew up to, women are non stop crying messes. Kinda like OPL. So really it's Chris just linking, emotions to female. He has emotions and being a male with them didn't work. So this is the next (to him) logical step. Chris also idolizes the 1950s housewife negative stereotype of doing nothing but spending the husbands money and eating bon bons, that's what he does mostly in reality but not as glamours lol.

    I think Chris dislike of gay men, was just household bred as well as part of the era he grew up in (remember in his youth Hillary was against da homos) if he thought logically, every dude not going for china frees one for him. Being told/conditioned homosexuality is wrong he also felt some moral high ground towards it. Clearly lesbians get a pass because, he's posing as one, and to him two girls going at it is hot.

    What would be interesting to see (and a bit a loggy) with Chris sucking up/ active to the LGBT groups lately how he'd deal with a gay man leaning on him for some action. I think he'd be smart enough to stick to his "i'm a gurl" defense but he still chimps pretty easy I assume.

    Even if Chris was gay, I don't think he'd ever be able to understand it, let alone accept it. He's not bright enough and clearly not experienced enough to grow or grasp his sexuality. Chris just wants a fuck mommy plain and simple, and as he gets older it seems he more wants the mommy aspect more than the fuck aspect.
     
  14. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    because bugs can actually pass off as woman, chris cannot.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    No. I think much of the imagery he used n his comics were just his autism showing. The trolls just used that to poke at him. Chris is simply trying a new tactic with this 'lesbian soul' crap. I do think he genuinely believes this 'progressive' BS since chris is the dullest knife in the kitchen, but also because it offers him a community full of women, and all he has to do to be a part of it is to parrot rhetoric and claim not to be straight. Chris is after women, and he has no intention of losing that gross, bent duck of his.
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Just to add to this, chris seems to be swayed by whatever influence is flashing before his eyes at the moment. With Bob gone and barb wallowing in her own personal void, chris does not have thoes two influences affecting him. What he does have is whatever is flashed before him on a screen, be it facebook, twitter, porn or whatever he is looking at and interests him. (i.e. LGTB is trending and has lots of females that are attractive.)

    If chris were to "travel the Hershey Highway" it would be if he were ever convicted of a felony and did time. He is cushy enough to make someone take him as a bitch.
     
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  17. Mesh Gear Fox

    Mesh Gear Fox I smoke my cigarette with style

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    Haven't we been over this like 500,000 times already?
     
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    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    No, but any newb would think that if they see his present self
     
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    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Joking aside, he may be bi or something and not realize it, but it would be hard to see his attraction to women as being a ruse. If Chris was gay he wouldn't spend thousands on fake China and have spent so much time chasing after single women. People in the "Chris is gay" camp always say that he is pretending to be strait. However, I don't think a man who shits himself because he is too lazy to get up and use the toilet would spend years trying to fake anything to seem more socially acceptable.
     
  20. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    Chris has this duality where part of him is irrationally confident in himself (demanding Sega hire him at $100,000 per annum, believing his home made comics have legitimate fans, etc.), yet a part of him is feeble and utterly frightened of simple adult things (his refusal to call genitals by their proper names, his seeming terror at trying to get a job, his responses to 'Kacey's father' when confronted with very, very basic questions about what responsibilities he is willing to take on in life in order to meet his goals, etc.). In this latter category, he has no self confidence whatsoever and doesn't make the self-investment and sacrifice of time, effort and emotional toil of self-confrontation that it takes to develop that confidence (see his constant complaints of 'stress').

    I don't say this to be mean to him, this is just how I see it and honestly Chris needs a psychiatrist or something. This isn't a good mental or emotional state and his life is obviously much worse than it should be because he is this way. I do feel sorry for the guy in some ways and this is an area where I feel like he should have gotten a lot more support than he did in his formative years.

    I believe his sexual desires, being in that latter category of 'adult' things, is something he's not emotionally capable of confronting honestly because he hasn't matured as he should have. And that's a complex phenomenon where part of it is his fault, part of it's not, and a lot of it is that he was set up for failure by having incompetent parents. The schools failed him too, a child who has that much social difficulty should receive counseling.

    This is honestly why I don't take his "transgenderism" seriously, he's not mature enough to have a cohesive self-concept of an adult identity to really be able to gauge that's who he is. He is caught in a prepubescent mindset. All this to say, I don't know, I don't think anyone can really tell, and I don't think Chris really knows either.