"I Can Feel the Boat" - ToroidalBoat & ICanFeeltheCosmos Adventures!

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  1. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus World-Weary Oneesan Staff Member Administrator

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    ITT, we create Buddy Adventure scenarios for TB & ICFtC.
     
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    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam

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    Episode one: ToroidalBoat and I Can Feel the Cosmos are on a roadtrip, taking a desert bus to Nevada.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    wat :confused:
     
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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    A guy with a blue shirt over his head looks over to the row of bus seats to his left.
    A small birb on a green inner tube looks back at him. The birb looks friendly.
    "Hello, I'm ICanFeelTheCosmos, what's your name?"
     
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    [incomprehensible bird noises]
     
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    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Suddenly the ground shakes, and the bus falls into a sinkhole. What our heroes don't realize is the sinkhole is caused by burrows dug by deadly monsters-- young women with careers from the big city, desperately looking for the true meaning of Christmas!
     
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    Cosmos picks up the inner tube with the little birb
    "Come on, little buddy, let's get out of here"
    Cosmos runs into a recent college graduate with a stack of Excel printouts, she's muttering something about year end close
    "Ahh! An accountant!"
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    [splash]

    what was that?
     
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    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam

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    The white woman with the perfectly curled hair screeches, "I have everything I want, except for love!" and lunges to grab the inner tube.
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    White woman runs into a perfect quality 2019 FIAT 500c and drives into the sunset with inner tube while Cosmos shakes his fist furiously
     
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    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam

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    ToroidalBoat gets to remove one inner tube from their inventory.
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    nah :cool:
     
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    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam

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    This is the first episode of your grand adventure, what better way to start than by getting your inner tube back from the main character of some Hallmark movie?
     
  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    if this is a Hallmark movie, does that mean TorBo and I have to open a bakery together?
    or I'm a secret prince and have to take TorBo back to my home country to meet my overbearing mother?
     
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    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam

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    It is also Tremors. You're in the middle of the desert and the Hallmark heroines are digging tunnels.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Is it?

    Or is it the end?

    What if there is no adventure?

    What if the cake is a lie?

    :thinking:
     
  20. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

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    Save something for sweeps week! Sheesh.