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How will Barb die when Barb dies?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sobek, Jan 25, 2018.

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  1. Sobek

    Sobek Well-Known Member

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    Crushed by the hoard? Crushed by Chris? Incinerated in another keurig toilet fire? Eaten by their animals? Murdered by bitcoin assassins from carnegie hall? Discuss!
     
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  2. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Heart failure seems likely
     
  3. Sobek

    Sobek Well-Known Member

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    cant have heart failure if u dont have a heart
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  4. TheVoid

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    Crushed by a meteor, then struck by lightning.
     
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  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Possibly nuked by Kim Jong Un personally
     
  7. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Black mold poisoning from dank moldy items recovered post-fire.
     
  8. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Startled to death by a loud noise
     
  9. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    For some reason I now have this mental image of Barb farting and waking herself up.
     
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    You watch too much Family Guy.
     
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  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    She'll die of death by dying.
     
  13. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Shitting herself and doing nothing.
     
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  14. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Tragically death is still responsible for 100% of global fatalities.
     
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  15. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Are you aware that this is almost the same percentage as the amount of people who have died on or near Earth?
     
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  16. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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  17. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    A broken heart
     
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  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    If I had it my way?
    "At 9:03 this morning Ms. Barbra Anne Chandler was found in her home having been torn apart by a crocodile that has been on the loose from the local zoo for several weeks. Experts are unsure how the animal got into her house but cannot deny it was there."
     
  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Honestly, Barb has been alive and kicking for far longer than people have predicted.
     
  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I wouldn't go as far as calling her current condition "alive".
     
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