God Hand

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  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    God or demon? What am I?
    It's time for me to choose my path
    The power of my god hand
    No evil doer will get past
    Hand or hand or fist to fist
    Kick your nuts off twist your wrist
    The god power keeps my pimp hand strong
    So trust me all you won't last very long
    Dragon kick your ass into the milky way (milky way!)
    Don't act like you don't like the ball buster (ball buster!)
    My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
    I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!
    Lost a limb in a fight
    But don't worry babe
    I'll be cool
    The ultimate power of a god
    Is now my secret tool
    My defenses are impregnable
    My style is impetuous
    If it's too much
    I'll grovel at your feet
    I beg for mercy when
    I feel the heat
    Jaw dropping attacks from my roulette wheel (roulette wheel!)
    Apocalyptic beat downs from the god hand (god hand!)
    My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
    I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!
    Everybody wants a piece
    Who's next? Don't be a fool
    Hyperactive fighting styles
    So slick they will make you drool
    The God Hand helps me work out my stress
    It's overpowering
    I must confess
    The only person who it doesn't work on
    Is the girl who got me into this Olivia
    Slicing through thugs with my shockwave (shockwave!)
    More beheading than a guillotine, head slicer (head slicer!)
    My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
    I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!


    God Hand is a 2006 beat'em up for PS2 known for its high difficulty and rewarding game play. Initially panned by critics the game has since gained cult status is widely regarded as one of the best beat'em ups of its time. If you want a better review of the game watch sseth's review, as for me I think the game will give me abs or a hernia from all the flexing I'm doing mashing buttons on plastic controller 10/10.