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FB 5/11 - Chris in the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity (6/3 - Chris lost, mad at trolls)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 11, 2017.

  1. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I just used a proxy to vote a second time.

    Or, I should say, I will probably try to use a proxy at some point in time to vote a second time.
     
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  2. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    I feel like that's all this is.
     
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  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    "Cole Smithy Film Festival" had me rolling. Nice work.
     
  4. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Now I regret not recording all of the Chris-related entries. There were some pretty clever ones in there.
     
  5. This thread is exactly what I needed. Thank you, internet.
     
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  6. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Chris running, for the first time in 20 years.
     
  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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  8. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    I finally know. I finally have seen it. This is what it looks like when weenery goes full retard.
     
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  9. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    If you niggas don't want to bother with a proxy, all you have to do is open a new incognito/ in private/ private browsing tab. You can also use a different browser, if you have more than one installed.
     
  10. PCA

    PCA Well-Known Member

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    I really don't think anybody outside of the internet troll (participants or watchers)community knows who Chris is...so I'm not sure if Chris could really be considered a minor celebrity. I know he was showed on one episode of a MTV show but that was small and easy to miss if you were not already aware of Chris.
     
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  11. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Chris has been running out of money, chances and hair for quite a long time, brosuke.
     
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  12. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I have to admit, the weens are making some good nominations to the list.
     
  13. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Whoever put Sonichu & Rosechu's Luv Shack in the Gallery nominations, I salute you.

    And in Minor Celebrity I spotted Ian Brandon Anderson, Pmurt, Stephanie Bustcakes, Snorlax, Michael Snyder, and the Jerkops.

    Christian and the Hedgehog Boys is still leading in Musicians, although the Leonard Bearstein Symphony Orchestra lags far behind.
     
  14. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    That's exactly why Chris is considered to be a minor celebrity. If you needed any more evidence, you have the existence of this site, an entire wiki dedicated to him, and Kiwi Farms. Also, the Julay video did legitimately go viral a few years ago.

    People outside of the troll community know about Chris, they just don't talk about him much for obvious reasons.
     
  15. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    One of my favorite has to be Adam Steakhouse under Food & Drinks - Steak.
    If all the CWC-related entries (except for the Minor Celebrity one) were subtle in-jokes like that, then maybe we wouldn't have caught the attention of the organizers.
     
  16. TheVoid

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    Looking at the polls which have excluded Chris's name, I'm kind of suspecting that perhaps what happened is that one of the minor celebrities saw that there was no chance that they would win the most votes, so they complained saying something like "Chris-Chan is cheating! He isn't a minor celebrity! The wicked trolls are putting in his name in this category, as well as these categories, as a joke! Do something about it!"

    It's just a suspicion, but it's based on the fact that some of the polls seemed completely unaffected, and the only poll where Christine is actually relevant (the minor celebrity one) was affected heavily after a very large lead. I wouldn't put it past someone to have done something like that.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    At this point I am willing to fire up my inner maniacal jackass and do what I can to break that poll.
     
  18. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    It's admittedly quite fun, and I'm having a good laugh that my write-in wasn't scrubbed.
     
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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Every time soup hotel came up under food and drink I laughed my ass off.
     
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  20. TheVoid

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    This is turning out to be pretty entertaining. So, after a number of the nominations were reset to 0% or deleted, the Chris nominations are still pretty dominant. He's in the top 10 for every single category, the top 5 for most categories, the top 3 for a couple, and he's leading at least 2, all with his votes being spread out over multiple joke nominations.

    So, top 4 in Local Minor Celebrity (and climbing), leading in Local Musician and Radio Personality. Plus, realistically, we're probably going to stuff the ballots (or the Kiwis will, heck, apparently 4Chan and 8Chan are getting involved, so the ballots are definitely getting stuffed), so Chris is all but guaranteed to win at least one of these polls.

    I like how Chris is pretty much using us as his personal army, but I don't care because I'm having a good time.