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FB 5/11 - Chris in the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity (6/3 - Chris lost, mad at trolls)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, May 11, 2017.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I almost thought that meant "Large Magellanic Cloud status" for a second.
     
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  2. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    Well, the internet collective managed to totally fuck this up faster than trailer trash could fuck up a Wally World on Black Friday.

    Someone should report Chris to C-Ville for being such a trolling mastermind and to have his minions destroy such a benign survey.
     
  3. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    O.k. Who put Bob Chandler's grave as a nomination for best day trip?
     
  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    You heard it folks, Chris is not a place or event.
     
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Right up there with Chris' infamous "So shut the hell AND fuck up!"
     
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  6. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Hilariously, by adding in names people are actually sabotaging the chances of Chris or Chris-related things winning. In more than one poll, Chris's name comes up more than once, with votes being spread out between the two identical names. If they just had one Chris, or one Chris related thing, they would be winning every single poll. Instead, we have Christine Weston Chandler, a second christine weston chandler, Sonichu and some other Chris thing all seeking votes in the same poll, in every poll. Again, if there was only one Chris-related thing in each poll (or even just a single Chris nomination) he'd win everything.

    On another note, I wonder if C-Ville contacted Chris and asked him to make that post on Facebook. Also, I wonder how long this will last. It seems like one of those things where the people running the site have to go "Yeah, this was kind of a failure, maybe we should try this again and hope the trolls don't interfere."
     
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    At this point chris is in the lead with 24% of the votes. 14 BLC is in the lead with 14% of the votes.

    If chris would advertise some more he would win. To bad he never finished that marketing degree.
     
  8. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    He's not an attack helicopter either IIRC.
     
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  9. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    Taking bets on the site conveniently breaking and the polls resetting like it did last year.

    EDIT: The article is actually from last week. I have brought shame to my journalist ancestors and must now sudoku.
     
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  10. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    The irony however is Chris technically lives 30 miles away from Charlottesville anyway, but that's a minor quibble.
     
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  11. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I was just looking at the TV Personality poll. At the very bottom are the following names:

    Sonichu
    JUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
    Harambe
    Michael Snyder
    Gamestop Staff Members
     
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  12. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    I wonder how Classic Chris would have reacted to this hilarious shitstorm. Would he have demanded we spam it even more?

    edit so i'm not a doubleposting goof: the bottom result for trivia night is "CWC IS A HOMO," the only 0% option in the category.

    Doubleposting anyways because this probably deserves its own post. There's no guarantee that the Chris-related nominations will even make it in. hoping they will though because hot damn that'd be funny
    Also, random thought and question: there are eight days to go for the nomination phase.
    it begins?
     
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  13. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Why is this thing supposed to take so long? You'd think something like this would have a week or so for nominations, then another for the voting. So, you'd think that this whole thing would be wrapped up in 2 1/2 weeks or so.

    Also, I think it would be funny if they decided to break the rules a bit after seeing the popularity of the Chris votes, and just left the top Chris-related nominations win. It probably won't happen, but I imagine it would make a lot of people very happy.
     
  14. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    It'd have been far funnier if people didn't zerg-rush the thing to add their own nomination in an attempt to get some secondhand attention. One Chris in every category winning by a landslide would've been better and less likely to get the whole thing taken down.
     
  15. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Weens gonna ween.
     
  16. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    They're removing all the CWC related entries :(
    Funnily enough, they left Liquid Chris, but he doesn't even have a 1% of the votes.

    On the plus side, there's a good chance of this getting some tard rage from Chris.

    EDIT: They only removed the one thas was winning on Minor Celebrity, which is odd since it was the only one that fit the criteria.
    EDIT 2: They didn't delete it, they only reset it's votes to 0.
     
  17. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    So...The plan was to have all of the trolls waste their votes and nominations early so that the rest of the competition could continue fairly. Clever.

    But, now it's personal, they've decided to fight back against the assholes of the internet. KEEP VOTING ASSHOLES!!
     
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  18. Retrogamepak

    Retrogamepak CWC and Dirty

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    They removed Chris's votes from local and tv celeberties, but the catagory for radio host wasn't reset. Chris still has a chance to win that, aside from some of the other categories.

    Can't wait to see chris' reaction to them messing with the ballot.

    I wonder if there is some way to vote multiple times.
     
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Meh, not even worth wasting energy on.
     
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  20. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

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    The FAQs say that there's a cap on IP addresses that can vote, but there are probably ways to get around that.

    This was probably the most likely outcome anyway. Do we even have any idea what the winners get? Because if it was just a mention on the site or something, then it would have all just been a lot of effort for little result.
     
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