FB 5/11 - Chris in the running for Best Local Minor Celebrity (6/3 - Chris lost, mad at trolls)

6/3 update - Lost, mad at trolls.


http://www.c-ville.com/nominate/entertainment/

Spoiler: Results so far

Chris is at 3%

 

3% already?

 

Shit, lol.
Well, tbf I'm pretty damn sure no-one else on that list has a worldwide following that's tracked their every move for 10+ years.
I kinda hope he wins, It could lead to some funny public appearance stuff, and mass autism.

 

Seriously? With the shit he pulled at Gamestop and the Game Place he should be infamous. Maybe the residents of C-Ville just don't want to acknowledge his existence. Can't wait to see him whine about losing.

 

Who wouldn't want to vote for The Creator.

 

FIFY

 

One and an half hour later: Chris is up to 4%
*Edit*
Seems like anyone can vote..... That's not boding well

 

It'd be a laugh if he gets more votes than the total population of C-ville.

 

Oh god this is going to be like that second-grade survey isn't it.

Also, under the Day Trip section, one of the choices is Kiwi Farms. (Sadly, however, McDonald's is not a choice for First Date.)

Edit: and Sonichu is a choice for Local Tv Personality. The person who made this survey definitely knows.

Edit 2: Christian and the hedgehog boys for musician
i'm done

 

Hey, the only got two choices here. Either wallow in self-hate and embarrassment over their most famous resident or take it in stride and laugh. I know which one I'd choose

 

Spoiler: Holy crap

THEY FUCKING KNOW

 

Where's Blanchland court?
I'm sure it myst be some people doing write-ins...

 

Heh.
Too bad I didn't notice 14 Blanchland [sic] Court in time, but eh.

EDIT: I see there are several more I didn't notice. Do you people think they just openly accepted suggestions and didn't bother to verify them, or the person who made this is really up to something.

Also, wasn't Chris' radio station called KCWC or something?

 

RAYDEEO STAYSHON KAAY SEE DUBYA SEE WID YER HOST DEE-JAY JAMSTAH SAWNICHOO

 

Trump's Weenery Winery is a real place though.

I love it how Barbara Chandler is on the list too, and right now is literally in the last place.

 

Yeah, I figured. But I thought I'd include it for the sake of a retarded pun (Winery = Wine = Whine = Chris' whining about Pmurt's hurts).

 

Well, to be fair, it's been mentioned several times that most of the people in C'Ville know of (or at the very least somewhat aware of) Chris and Barb, and Chris' many claims to fame (or infamy).
I'm guessing whoever came up with these lists used their knowledge of Chris to amuse themselves.

 

This was the best thing to wake up to on the west coast. Day fucking made.

Now to see 4chan or whatever take over this poll. Do you think they'll care enough to stop it?

 

4chan has long since since moved on from Chris at this point. Thesedays they hunt ANTIFA and troll Shia LeBeouf. It's only really Kiwis and us Clubbers (or whatever we're called) who follow him.

 

There's also CWCville Mall under First Date