FB 4/5 - Fearful of working

You can sell toys out of their boxes, if they have only been on display, but Chris plays with his toys and has been seen to be quite rough with them, so they are possibly scuffed and damaged. As for Lego, the Lego reselling market can be really tough, Chris would be eaten alive on a site like BrickLink, they do not suffer fools or non-shipment of products.

 

ah, OK, it's not as bad as I thought, but still, he's not getting anywhere near what he paid for the toys if he tried to sell them.
Also, on the CWCki, there's an account that Chris can't even handle shipping pieces of the stamp collection without messing it up. and he's barely handled the stamp collection.

 

I have a feeling one of these things will happen -
1) Chris stress sighs and goes looking for a job
2) he does what Bob McKim does and doesn't work but takes advantage of every type of assistance, both government and charity, that he can and then whines when it isn't enough for him
3) someone bails him out in the short term (Rocky?)
4) they go bankrupt

 

I do wonder if there are other state benefits that Chris is liable for and isn't getting? Like food stamps for example.

 

Probably not. Food stamps are based on household income.

Since barb is drawing social security along with chris, the combined income is probably to high.

Remove barb and chris should be able to get the food tugboat.

 

Does Virginia have something similar to a carers allowance? Here in the UK, if you look after an elderly or invalid family member, you can get a small allowance to help you with expenses.

 

It's more of a tax break. But you have to keep up with every expendature and have documentation (i.e. receipts) for everything.

 

Even more A-Loggy. I hope Weens, Waterman, Anna, Rocky, and whomever else is keeping the so called Royal "Chandler" blood line alive longer I want Snorlax to suffer. I want Chris to enjoy more "Stress" as their finances continue to waste away and Chris continues to become addicted to the dopamine imbalances caused by his gratification satisfaction. I want him to comfortably continue to imbalance his hormones with estrogen goo causing changes to his brain, so he needs the comforts of his room. Think of the atomic bomb like crash eventually when that's taken away. Why want for Chris' fall now? When he continues to destablize his addicted mind? I work with recoverees and believe me Narcotics does a number to them, but it all boils down to the hyperstimulation of the dopamine receptors in his mind..... the deeper you tickle these things with drugs, or other pleasures the more damaged desensitized and ANHedonic people become. (Aka psychological dependency) Anhedonia referes to you can't feel pleasure anymore unless it's the habit that you've picked up. The more money we give to Chris, the more he pleasures himself with toys. Chris may not be an alcoholic, or smoker (all the Tobbacky is on the moon), but he still fucks around with his pleasure dome that is his brain, and how do I know? I'm stuckin this fucking smelly rotting blob with him. I'm Johan inside his head... (See video Flying Elephants). I'm watching it waste away slowly.

Also these dopa problems might be causing Barbs rapid decay (her puppet video). Parkinson's is a bitch, simple L Dopa medication might stabalize her as well as a steady Blorb diet.

 

Jesus Chris, if Chris makes you this mad then you really need a hobby. And this is coming from someone on a forum dedicated to discussing him.

So, what would count as CWCville Multiverses if we combine them all? I say Sonichu, Asperchu, The Real Sonichu and Moon Pals.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if there are more programs he could take advantage of with his situation and "disability". I'm sure he's too lazy to investigate.

 

Sorry to 'sperg politically, but see what you can do when your government doesn't spend $600 billion on defense.

 

Then could we add in respective iconic characters from the Sonic and Pokemon canons?

 

Imagine Simonla and Simonchu in the same comic. It would be like an autistic Power Girl/Supergirl thing.

 

You're really trying to sell me on that?

 

Thank you!

 

To be honest, when he keeps begging and lying about why he is begging (buying toys instead of paying bills) and adamantly not working towards being employed, he understandably makes people furious

 

Yeah, but not to the point to where I want to see his mother be kept alive so she can keep suffering. And I wish I took a screencap of the follow-up comment from JOHANnessburg. Jesus Christ, does he try to yell "NUH UH, U R!!!!!" as loud as he can. It's aggravating watching Chris sometimes, but it shouldn't be to the point to where you're legit angry. Once again, the federal government spends $600 billion a year to protect us from countries that we could spend (at the ABSOLUTE most) $100 billion a year to be safe from and people are getting mad about Chris wasting money? Legit rage at Chris is naive at best, non-subtle trollshielding at worst.

 

TBH I don't blame him - getting a job probably would be painful for him. It's not so much his reluctance to get off his butt and look for work than it is his mindset. His pattern is - I'd like to [do what normal adults do] but I have [easily solvable problems if he'd work at it] so I can't because of too much stress, and trolls, somehow the dang, dirty trolls are responsible, too. Also, as posters have also said, Chris will kick the can down the road and have problems later for some short-term pleasure.

We've gone over it here and on KF ad nauseam the last few days that Chris could get work due to both state and federal governments thinking it's a really, really good idea to help disabled people get and keep jobs. For goodness' sake, someone on Chris's Facebook even offered to give him her mom's contact info to help him out. He probably could get a job if he tried, but he is adamant that he won't, so if he has financial problems it's on his head. He's had many chances to change course over the years but has decided not to, or to make a lame attempt and quit once it got too hard.

Also, I get having some schadenfreude over Chris getting his comeuppance from his awful decisions over the past decade or so and ignoring people who have given him excellent advice to improve his situation, but please, don't get carried away.

 

I think Cosmos pretty much summed this thread up right here. Good thread, team. Time to hit the showers.

*slaps everyone on the ass on the way out*