FB 3/1 - Selling Bob's stamp collection (3/2 - Chris bought toys afterwards)

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  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    The $68 is in gross sales, right? As in what people paid him for the merchandise, not his net profit, how much money he has after all is said and done.
    He got people to pay him 68 bucks, but he had to spend a few bucks shipping everything.
    About 50 bucks in net profit is about right (for reference, when you go to the store and buy something, their net profit is between 5-10%)
     
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  2. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Yeah, gross sales.

    He sold ten stamps by that point. So he had $17.75 left over after buying toys, divided by the orders he sold, and it's $1.78 in revenue per order to cover shipping costs. I guess he had less than $10 after his expenses/toys.

    People bought a few more stamps after, so I'm sure that money's going straight to toys, too.
     
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  3. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    What this means is that there was an extra bill to be paid or Barb needed money for her bills, meaning that Chris' toy money for the month was already gone and Chris probably needs a toy "hit" to get him through the month.
     
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's like he's got some sort of chronic addiction. Godbear have mercy.
     
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  5. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    I don't begrudge anyone a little luxury, especially when you have to deal with Barb everyday.
     
  6. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

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    Chris always does things that are almost kind of smart, then his ego kicks in and screws everything up.
     
  7. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Bob owned a gun? since when?
     
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  8. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Bob owned a collection of fully automatic assault rifles.
    He used to store them with his klan hood and robes.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    There was a rumor that Bob owned a hunting rifle and a revolver - I don't think the rumor was ever proven.
     
  10. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    would be interesting to see if it was true or not. Bob being a vet, i wouldn't be surprised if he did. i wonder what Chris would do if he ever got a hold of something like that?
     
  11. Is there a limit to how many times the universe will allow us to use the phrase "shit his pants and do nothing"? Because, if so, I feel like we're getting close.
     
  12. Equinox

    Equinox This Party's Getting Crazy!

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    chances are if he ever did own a gun, chris would have tried to sell it long ago.
     
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  13. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Fixed.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    The more likely outcome would be chris pulling the trigger, startled by loud noise, shits himself, burns down the house again.
     
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    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    If Chris found Bob's gun, he'd sell it on eBay for $20. Then he would try to sell his own NES Zapper for $10K.
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    With eBay kicking him off the site immediatle due to there strict no guns policy. Followed by insufferable whineing about LGTB 2nd amendment rights being violated.
     
  17. Red Light Abnormality

    Red Light Abnormality Active Member

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    He is a child in a man's body. One day, I hope he gets serious help.
     
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  18. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    We had to lock multiple threads back on KF for degenerating into speculation on whether or not Chris would shoot children. Discussion gets a little weird sometimes.
     
  19. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Chris has now spent all of his stamp money on toys.

    He wiped out most of his profit on Ebay a few days ago, then finished it off by buying Lego Worlds today. According to Amazon, that game was released today and costs $30.
     
  20. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    Chris is definitely the sort to think that things even out of he's making money and spending money at the same time, even if the numbers don't add up.