FB 1/21/17 - Moving forward, still wants to sell the lawn tractor

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  1. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    I want Chris to do a demonstration on the tractor and his cutco knives at the same time.
    "God damn it Chrischun, I told ya to sell that damn riding mower not to turn into them edgy teenargers that's cuttin' themselves for attention"
     
  2. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    Tardchan juggles knives while humping that tractor blade, then we'll talk.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Remember when that one Kiwi claimed to have bought it?
     
  4. Windows OS

    Windows OS Guy with the dorkiest account name ever

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    Hopefully some ween will not make that that the next MASTER TROLLAN PLAN. "Hey Chris. I'll give you $1,000,000 in Visa gift cards if you do that!"
     
  5. Dattechpriest

    Dattechpriest Member

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    Did they ever end up selling that car they had, the cracked block bmw I think? Tractor probably in similar condition.
     
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  6. Windows OS

    Windows OS Guy with the dorkiest account name ever

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    It was actually a 1997 Cadillac Seville (one of the cars that got the "SONICHU" vanity plate). But, I think so, as he did buy the Ford Focus some time after posting the Craigslist listing (at least, according to the CWCki).
     
  7. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    I'll buy it for $50 if Chris promises to clean the Kool-Aid out of his hair, gets it clipped to a presentable length, puts on a classic polo shirt (if they all were burnt, buy a new one at Goodwill), and film an encore presentation of Chris-Chan and the Hedgehog Boys.
     
  8. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member

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    He's probably frustrated that people just refuse to plan their protest actions around his biological clock.
     
  9. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    The best part is no one believed him. Also didn't the Kiwi that claimed it became butthurt when no one believed him? I don't really remember.
     
  10. Nobody

    Nobody Shitposter Staff Member

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    Here's the ad: http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/grd/5957265501.html

    I reckon it's been sitting in the yard long before Bob died, when he was last healthy enough to give the lawn one last mow. The engine and gas tank must be severely clogged with varnish and caramelized sludge. Probably an expensive pain in the ass to clean out, among other things from the neglect this mower was subjected to. This will be a $200-300 sell at best.

    I can also see Chris has failed to correct "Craftaman" in the title for this reposted ad, so absolutely no one will ever be able to find it when they search "Craftsman riding lawn mower".

    Any potential buyer that comes over will run the fuck away at the first sight of Franken-Tranny before numbers even get thrown around.

    The plot of the Financhu Crisis thickens.
     
  11. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    Am I the only one who thinks the front of that thing looks like Spider-Man? I'm surprised he didn't go motoring off to "March" on it.
     
  12. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    I hope this guy reposts again. I would but it takes too much effort for me to post. Not to mention, I don't want to go searching or making a screenshot from that disgusting video.

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  13. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    I'd so buy this thing if I was in the USA!
    Oh wait, no, I wouldn't.
    Good.
     
  14. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    He was a lolcow with a bizarre agenda on wanting to convince people he had contact with Chris. He also claimed to be stalking Chris in an RV and made a hoax YouTube channel pretending to be Chris. Here's an archived page of the thread about him on KF.
    The mower was bought after Bob died, according to the serial number that indicates it was made on 9/9/2011. It's only been a few years, but the Chandlers managed to leave it in such bad shape that even Chris noted that the old gas needs to be removed from it. Also, it's not the same mower that Chris bitched about during the Father Call. I wonder what happened to that one.
     
  15. Windows OS

    Windows OS Guy with the dorkiest account name ever

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    Maybe it broke down, which led to Chris and Barb buying this one as a replacement.
     
  16. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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    Holy shit, that is fucking hilarious! Was that posted at the same time as the original ad?

    I actually looked up the serial number with Sears, it was sold on October 26, 2011 for $1400 plus tax. Apparently this was one of the things that Barb bought with the proceeds from Bob's life insurance.
     
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  17. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Yeah it was posted the same time.
     
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  18. TazmamzaT

    TazmamzaT I have no ass, and I must fart

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    Oh shit I didn't know the mower guy and the RV guy were the same person. What a whack job.

    They literally don't mow the lawn any more. I think there are images on the CWCki of their desolate lawn.

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  19. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    I'm shocked they haven't been fined by the city or county. I know where I live the city will definitely fine you for letting your property get overgrown.
     
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  20. TacticianAzazel

    TacticianAzazel Member

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    Maybe the fine is hidden in the horde
     
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