1. Hi there, Guest. How are you doing? Have you been well? I hope so.

    OK, with that out of the way, just a little bit of a reminder that regardless of what's going on over at other sites, please leave it there. Inter-forum drama is bad and if you bring that shit over here, you should feel bad.

    And while I'm at it, USE THE "REPORT" FUNCTION. Like the New York City Subway - if you see something, say something. Vigilantism only works in comic books and trust me, no one wants to see you in spandex. (Except Cyan, who looks amazing in spandex.)

    P.S. - ToroidalBoat is a party pooper, but also needs a cat.
    P.P.S. - Holdek is still a weenie.

Favorite Chris moments

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Fauna Fox, Jan 27, 2019.

Tags:
  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2017
    Messages:
    1,124
    Likes Received:
    3,626
    I’ve listened to the Father call probably a dozen times and it still cracks me up. The whole thing is just gold.
     
  2. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298

    "Makes you do a 360 and turn the other way"
    Also a perfect example of Chris not taking good care of his systems.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay likes this.
  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2017
    Messages:
    1,124
    Likes Received:
    3,626
    He got outsmarted by Jack Thaddeus, another lolcow and a complete moron in his own right. This is how dumb Chris is.
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.
  4. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298
    I thought Jack Thaddeus actually being ADF was a hoax that Chris once believed.
    Like how he thought Alec was none other than :fatman: himself.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2017
    Messages:
    1,124
    Likes Received:
    3,626
    Ah gotcha. I had to consult the cwcki. I just remembered the videos he made to Chris.
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.
  6. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298

    Ultimate proof that Chris can't handle pussy
     
  7. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298

    In hindsight, the best impression of weens in existence.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    8,505
    Likes Received:
    19,883
    Back in the "Classic" days, it seemed every time he was asked an embarrassing or BS-exposing question, he'd be all "I didn't understand the question" or "I'm sorry, what was that?"
     
  9. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298
  10. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    192
    Likes Received:
    703
    Vivitheg's AIM chat, the proto-Father Call almost. The whole thing's great, but this always gets me:
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2019
  11. Charlotte Sheen-chan

    Charlotte Sheen-chan Christory Major with a Minor in Not Giving a F$%&

    Joined:
    May 25, 2019
    Messages:
    22
    Likes Received:
    65
    Seeing the latest Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History installment, I have renewed appreciation for Asperchu!Papa taking absolutely none of Chris's shyte. (And his slow descent from most sane and respectful 'adversary' Chris has ever conversed with aside from Liquid Chris to 500% Done.)

    Highlights include:

    [​IMG]

    And then...

    :cwl:

    Other notable quotes:

    o_O
     
  12. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    Joined:
    Mar 10, 2017
    Messages:
    1,749
    Likes Received:
    3,503
    I think Alec was Chris' best "troll" because... All he did, really, was to parody Chris and point out his shit. No fake girlfriend, not really manipulating him, really just being a respectful "competition" and a window for Chris to the real world.
     
  13. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    5,138
    Likes Received:
    8,298

    "REPEAT VERSE TWO"
     
    One Too Many likes this.
  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    998
    Likes Received:
    2,413
    I love the video where he shoots Adam Stackhouse's picture, just because I didn't know what he was saying when he mentioned the other contestants he had beef with. Because those contestants had such nonsensical names, I assumed Chris was so mad that he was trying to cast a damn spell or something.
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.
  15. lumen

    lumen Member

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2021
    Messages:
    11
    Likes Received:
    30
    One of my favorites is when he dressed up as Chris-Chan Sonichu. I fucking died laughing seeing that costume
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    998
    Likes Received:
    2,413
    As much as I want to chastise Chris for dressing up like that for a girl, I've done some pretty stupid shit in the name of getting laid.

    At least I knew the girl was real first lol.
     
    Sparklemilhouse and Fauna Fox like this.
  17. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    1,502
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    I feel like "Jackie's" plan, had the trolling with that persona kept going, was to constantly give Chris hurdles to jump over (I wanna say "she" tasked Chris with coming up with about a month's worth of costumes for videos), but *always* come up with an "Excuse" to delay them meeting in real life.
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.
  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    998
    Likes Received:
    2,413
    The guys from the Random Assault/It Came From The Internet podcast se to think she might actually be real. Your thoughts?
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.
  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    1,502
    Likes Received:
    3,847
    I'm pretty sure Alec Benson came out and pretty much said he was behind the Jackie persona, IIRC.
     
    NAITCHA BAH and Fauna Fox like this.
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    998
    Likes Received:
    2,413
    That seems right. He was Owen after all. Listening to him impersonate what Chris thought black people sounded like was amazing, since he has such formal matter of speech. It was like listening to Wu Tang lyrics at a TED Talk. :cwl:
     
    Fauna Fox likes this.