Favorite Chris moments

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  1. Fauna Fox

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    I thought it would be a good idea to have a thread to talk about the past hits of Christian Weston Chandler, especially since the current days are more depressing, if anything else.
    So post your favorite moment from The Chris Chan, from videos and chatlogs, to his art and the (funny) trolls.
    And now, I'm going to end this introduction with a true classic.
     
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    That’s a good one. Chris won that sonic watch n win and thought he was hot shit and always supposed to win contests, just because. His Parappa “performance” is so laughably autistic. Just classic Chris.
     
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    For me it's Alec's calls. I adore how he used chris's own hypocritical logic against him, and he was calm, polite, and seemed honestly very nice.
     
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    Not to mention, Asperchu was pretty good. It really shouldn't have been that good. It should have just been something to make Chris go "reeeeeeeeeee", but it was surprisingly good.

    For me, my favorite Chris moment was the Clyde Cash/Julie Mumble calls. It's like comic book hero/villain banter......... if the hero were incredibly autistic.
     
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    Oh absolutely. And chris could have just ignored it but he fixated on it and made it his problem (a common problem not just with chris but with a lot of people online.)

    If any good has come from chris's little project, its that some people have shown that even his retarded ideas can be good if the artist had a little talent.
     
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    There's also the entirety of the IRC chat of Jan 20th, 2009.
    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)
    Among other things, Chris Chan gave us the source of the phrase "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!", and Clyde Cash eventually ended up being proven correct about Chris's desire to be a woman.
     
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    Chris telling off Kengle after Kengle kengled after Chris one time too many was kind of funny.
     
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    I think THAT IS MY HOUSE and Chris loses it are my favorites because of how he broadcasts his rage thinking it would get people to change their minds
     
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    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Bob walks in. The only time we have of chris finding out actions have consequences.
     
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    My favorite video apart from his "Future Message" one
     
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    The other "Bob walks in" moment.

    "I'M WORKING ON IT!"
     
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    Yes! Love it. That dead ass stare when he’s playing a fake guitar to a song that has no actual guitar. That creepy closeup smile is the stuff of nightmares. Mmmmm sweetest Ivy.
     
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    A video that manages to showcase
    A. Chris's ignorance of Japan and its culture in a manner of 3 seconds, by bowing like a woman, mispronouncing Miyamoto's name, and using both mr. and -San, basically meaning "Mr. Mr. Miyamoto"
    And
    B. His foolish (and egotistical) belief that he was actually talking to Shigeru Miyamoto, legendary creator of Mario, Zelda, Star Fox, and many more, thinking he was somehow interested in making a Sonichu game.
     
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    The time when he tried to do a pull-up.

    It was one of the few times Chris couldn't deny the "limits and shit" of reality.
     
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    When he spazzed out for a week about getting blocked on Twitter then started blocking his followers one by one.
     
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    (Prediction) Then he'll open up his twitter and whine about not having ass pats.

    Also this video:
     
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    And there's also the video of Chris trying to 30 push-ups, which quickly ended up being him humping the floor.
     
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    Can someone find the clip of chris curling cases of soda? Thats always good to brighten your day.
     
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    Ask and you shall receive

    "I'd say over 50 pounds a thing"
     
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    Even fat Kacey can lift more than that