ebay 3/22 - Pokewalker

Chris listed one of the Pokewalkers for $100.

"Owned And Used By Christine Weston Chandler

Hey, y’all. This is my own PokeWalker with custom painting on the front to make it look like an S-Chu Ball from my “Sonichu” book series. There is no game included, but it still has a Spikey-Ear Pichu on it. Its battery has just been replaced. My signature is on the back panel, it includes a personal Certificate of Authenticity, and will be sent in a bubble envelope. A Lovely One-Of-A-Kind Item from Myself, the Author and Chronicler of Sonichu, personally. Complete with attached KK Slider Charm.

Even without a HeartGold or SoulSilver game, this item is still fun to play the mini-games with."



It's beaten to shit, has a crumbling crayola model magic paint job and is held together with tape. And I like how "used by Chris" is a key selling point. He knows his buyers. Naturally, someone shelled out for it in less than a day.



This is the third relic of fail he's sold, after the Megatron pistol and Sonic Totem, for $1,650 total.

 

WHO KEEPS BUYING THIS SHIT!?

You know what. Never mind. I don't want to know. I genuinely don't.

 

He was in his twenties when he dressed up his pokemon toy in his fanfiction.

And in his thirties, he expects to make money off it

 

You know, $100 is a bit low for Chris.

 

Used pokewalkers are going for a low as 17$, so I’m not too surprised.
Maybe after the stamp book fiasco Chris is learning that “once owned by CWC” shouldn’t inflate the price too much.

 

I have the same reaction.

 

God, this is such a beaten, ugly thing!

 

10/10 paint job

would vomit again

 

looks like it was on the side closest to the fire.

 

None of us do, they're just kissing his ass!

 

Basically, anything Chris touches turns to a golden turd.

 

Fucking K.K Slider has seen better days and even the Pichu, despite not being real, looks like it's neglected and hates life. How Chris has managed to make both a keychain and tamagotchi pokemon look like the will fucking elude me for the rest of my life.

And fucking $100 is too much to be asking for that pokewalker.

 

I'd like to believe whoever is buying this shit is planning to one day reveal themselves and honestly think people will be in awe of their purchases, only to quickly be verbally berated into oblivion.

 

Remember when people used to send Chris gifts in the hopes of him making a video where he shows off the gift he received. How times have changed.

 

$100 seems too low, I expect he could get a good $150-200 out of it.

 

Sad but true.

 

Chris is a very generous person.

This thing came out in 2010 I had figured 2001. I guess stuff ages faster in the Chandler household. It sounds like the toy had a good intent: get kids (or manchildren) outside and exercising while playing. Don’t think it worked on Chris.

 

Certainly didn't (of course Pokemon Go already proved us that). I'm surpirsed it came out that recent though.

 

Shows the type of care Chris puts into his toys!