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Don't touch the poop {Regarding contact with Chris}

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Sep 4, 2017.

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I am getting tired of seeing people do the same thing every day and want to address it in a seperate thread here. Chris is an interesting figure and digs himself a hole in a hilarious way which is documented both here and the farms. Pissing Chris off and producing content is one thing, yelling at him on twitter and trying to troll is another, Chris does not respond to most of the things said to him which should be at least a wake-up call to people who contact him on a daily basis. Hirtes is one of the biggest examples of this which is why he has a thread on both sites, not every ween account is Hirtes but still a waste of time since so many people charge him on a daily basis. I myself tweeted Chris about Hirtes bothering him and he didn't reply so even that is a waste of time which should also speak for this subject. here, I am addressing those contacting Chris who will not stop and keep at it. This also includes making videos trying to troll Chris, also Paying him (unless it's to gather content). Because: A lot of us have thought about doing these things before thinking it will milk Chris when you see other people doing it already and it does not affect Chris like you think it would. To make a long story short: If you aren't getting any content out of Chris then don't contact him at all.

    These are probably a huge example of what not to do off-site, the signatures differs from Hirtes but still pretty dull, and this can be seen in every Chris tag on twitter.
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    Spamming Furry porn at Chris is pretty sad, considering most A-loggers tend to be furries:
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    If you want to warn a woman about Chris stalking them, you can at least talk to them while not having Chris tagged, otherwise it looks like you're trying to get noticed and we all know how that worked out for a few. Stop it with Notice Me Senpai behavior please.
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    Telling Chris to get a job when the same thing was said over and over by multiple people is also a form of autisticly screeching while you may have your own problems, It will be hard for Chris to get a job considering all of the things he's done on the internet and once out there is there forever.
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    Spamming pictures directly as Chris is another form of weening i'd like to address, It isn't trolling because the same amount of people do it every day, it's screeching about things in 2009 and also trying to get noticed. It's ok to laugh about chris with your friends while posting this but not when you're trying to troll.
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    Again, yelling at Chris will not change anything, it won't make you a godly christorical figure and certainly will not shower you with praise from other people, this will only get you ridiculed and laughed at.
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    For more, scroll through: http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/a-logs-2-0-the-new-generation-of-chris-commentators.161/

    If anyone on the Cwciki Club wants to troll Chris, at least be smart about it because when a herd charge at the same location, only a few make it while the rest tip over. I advise you to not contact Chris on twitter and not directly spam him with the same gibberish over and over again. It isn't worth trying to be famous on forums and Chris has mellowed out over the years so he does not give the same reaction like he did in the past. We are here to document Chris and laugh, not get mad and rush him with whatever. I have witnessed a few on the farms trying to pull these stunts and I do not want the same to happen on the Cwcwiki club and I will call out those trying to do so in the future either here or the A-logging threads.


    ~We do not post explicit dox on this forum, if you want to post it, go on Discord or Kiwifarms for that.
    -I recommend posting screencaps instead on this thread or the A-loggers thread if you see any occuring.
     
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  2. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    Dox when?
     
  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Show Hirtes some respect he's a senior citizen :cwl:
     
  4. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    I think we could simplify this to "If anyone on the Cwcki Club wants to troll Chris, just don't. Go for a nice walk and re-evaluate your life instead."

    Remember, Chris will always troll himself, and now that he's got an established online presence, we'll always see the results.
     
  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Just a reminder guys, feel free to screencap anything you see if you find it in your timeline relating to Chris Weens and post it here, use the paint app if you need to so you can cut the exact scene out of the picture. For A-loggers post it in the A-logging thread.
     
  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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  7. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    Yeah, they're definitely just trying to get a rise out of Chris by leaving him tagged in. Which seems to be effective, since Tabitha and Doopie both complained about trolls impacting their Twitter feeds. Chris is trying some bonehead scheme of engaging with the trolls to stop then, which has a 100% chance of failing, so he'll probably just become disillusioned with Twitter and gradually stop using it.

    I dunno. I mean, it's also good advice considering the begging. It's just that Chris never listens to that - even his IRL friend couldn't drill it through his head.

    Chris could get a job if he actually tried, but white knights solve his problems for him by giving him money. His online rep shouldn't be an issue for the jobs he'd qualify for - Waterman and Kengle both have good jobs, and their online bullshit is also easily Googled.
     
  8. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    That's actually for posting on this forum, this thread is addressing what others do off-site in a more described way.
     
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  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    We all know the rules. Like I said, the few who don't get ridiculed into exile. How do we handle weens offsite though, especially Hirtes accounts? The weens are neither funny nor helping produce any good Chris content.
     
  10. >thread calling out people who don't show any restraint when sperging about lolcows
    >OP is cackyjack
     
  11. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    If you can make an argument otherwise please tell me, but I really don't feel like there's much in here that separates it from the A-Log 2.0 thread. Most of the "Notice me, Senpai" behavior and the caps you have or that we all complain about are just taking potshots at Chris or trying to explain to other people why he's bad. The weens really don't produce funny content in and of itself, it's always that the person weenposting is trollshielding to varying extents and is in some ways actually worse than Chris. This is why Hirtes has a really active thread and this is why I made a post about Rossthefox.

    Without the lolcow angle to these, you're just backseat modding. Going to lock the thread soon if I don't get a good justification.
     
  12. Bones

    Bones Epidermisly challenged and angry about it Staff Member Administrator

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    Shut the fuck up Cacky
     
  13. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    This is very thought-provoking and sincere. You should post this on Kiwi Farms.

    ... oh wait.

    Correction: You should make another sock and post it on Kiwi Farms.
     
  14. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    No. Backseat policing folks here isn't cute.

    Even if I agree with the hands-off CWC notion in itself, why should there be this need to tard-wrangle those who poke at CWC? People can do as they please and if they make a laughably poor trolling attempt then we'll point and laugh right then and there.

    We aren't going to archive and proactively witch hunt weeny posts. ED articles and tabloid sites exist for that. If you think a post crosses some sort of line we have a report feature. Otherwise please don't backseat moderate with an art-thou-holier shtick.

    This on the other hand is accurate.

    The Hirtes discussion thread seemed in good taste and it became big enough of a topic where it was unavoidable. So one out of the thousand other JULAAAYS met that bar of being noteworthy enough. I'm fine with those odds.
     
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  15. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    @Yawning Sneasel already did for me lol
     
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  16. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Yeah, he managed to sum it up in one sentence, and that's all this thread really needs.

    And I think we're done here.
     
  17. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    [​IMG]

    >Asks why @Bones is “buttblasted”.
    >Lurking a thread that was locked 4 months prior.

    Yeah, sure ... Bones is the “buttblasted” one.

    Stop acting like a goddamn sperg. It’s what got you booted from KF.
     
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  18. BadHabits

    BadHabits Dodecahedron of Dojima

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    fag
     
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