Does Chris go ee-eee-eee?

Chris is an incredible specimen. He shits himself and does nothing in a world he's autistically created and is content and uncontent with his own clashing morals and instincts. It is an attractive thing to think of him as a slab of meat, as all creatures are. To hang meet up on the parlor door is unacceptable to hang autistic meat is of humanity's decent. We are all being hung up on the wall when we're ready for consumption. To have animals living on the hooks is unacceptable. We cannot see them hanging there uselessly. They should be eaten! This is what we know, that animals are to be used usefully. All we can understand is calories. Calories, the energy and simple use of resources spins our worlds around.
And yet we do the most pointless things ourselves in order to escape the idea of calories. The escapes are varied and seemingly complex, but they cannot escape it. The final escape is the hook, or is it? When the consumer becomes the consumee, have they escaped the cycle? It is up to the morally ambiguous beings of the world to eat and make their own morals. we feast on calories, avoid calories and die by calories. We live in a world of meat, and when we die we can only hope to be buried, lest we be displayed on the meat hooks we live by.

Also, does Chris go ee-eee-eee? My friend max said he does, but he's been sniffing pickle fumes.

 

I think that the possibility of Chris going ee-eee-eee is somewhat of a concept grounded in what we know as reality, however I am not in any position to confirm this thesis, therefore I am willing to let such a question remain open.