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Chris uses his freezer as a sperm bank

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 27, 2016.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    So.... that happened.
     
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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  3. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Goddamn .....
    It's shit like this that makes chris the king of the cows.
     
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  4. flossman

    flossman Keeps it Street

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    He's merely making building-blocks for his semen-based igloo, silly ones.
     
  5. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Nah, he's only doing this so he can make semen ice cubes for some Long Island Iced Tea down the road.

    Goes down salty indeed...
     
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  6. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    The "samples" are either spread out somehow over a large area of the container, or CWC produces a sizable portion of semen when it (yes "it") ejaculates. Also, I am very doubtful that semen could actually be used for any legitimate purpose, since it's unlikely Chris follows anything resembling sanitary procedures in collecting it. Any of the material that touched its hands could probably be considered biohazardous waste, if anything.
     
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  7. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    My guess is that he either intentionally spread it over a lot of the container for some reason or he's not being entirely truthful when he says there's only one sample in there.

    CWCville mall just opened up a new sno-cone kiosk.

    Just following the traditions of his Cherokian ancestors going back to the ice age.
     
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  8. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    What if Barb wanted a midnight snack and thought that the...contents were icecreams?
     
  9. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    If she had cognizance enough to figure out what it actually was, she'd get turned on. Otherwise, she'd munch on the "Ice cream", unable to tell what flavor, but remembering it vaguely as a favorite treat from some far off summer, many decades ago.
     
  10. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Then she'd probably eat Chris's semen tbh fam.
     
  11. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    Even if she did it knowingly it would be the least weird thing about their relationship
     
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  12. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    They've been spooning for years so it really would just be another day in the Chandler household.
     
  13. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Honestly, the biggest fallout would be Chris being irritated that his sample had been wasted.
     
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  14. flossman

    flossman Keeps it Street

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    Barb microwaves the tubs and we get giant CWCs that can breathe fire...
     
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    Strewth The Macho King

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    I can picture it now...

    The future: all mankind scorched from the Earth by nuclear warfare. The sole surviving piece of genetic material on the planet is - miraculously - Chris' frozen navy, safely cushioned within the hoard for future alien races to discover and make clones from.

    Those aliens are going to judge humanity so hard.
     
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    Then they burn down their new home with the strategically placed microwave in the bathroom.
     
  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    It's Chris. We all know the fire wouldn't come out his mouth.
     
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  18. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    flossman Keeps it Street

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    We're going to have to make this movie.
     
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    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    If Indiana Jones could survive a nuclear explosion by hiding in a fridge, surely can Chris' semen do the same. I feel much better now knowing that at least Crystal Chandler will survive the inevitable apocalypse.