Chris Trolling Plans

I'm going to call chris and yell 'juuuuullaaaaayyy'

 

No biggy. My idea for trolling Chris would be of a Dang Dirty Male making a video, where he roundhouse kicks a Tomgirl Lesbian Female Soul In Male Body while shouting JULAYYYY!!!!, which is then uploaded to HexBox Live.

 

IM BATMAN HEY CHRIS IM BATMAN

 

Give him Bob's skull with pickles in the eye sockets.

 

We could waterboard him with pickle juice

 

No, we're going to troll Chris by sending him 500 dollars

 

First you have to dig up Patti's corpse and call Chris pretending to be Batman though.

 

we should all join his next Destiny stream and dance in front of him
that's how we'll get him
:V

 

Guys, I have a HILARIOUS, fresh, and new plan to troll the SHIT out of Chris!

We're going to tie up Chris's mom and dismember her in front of him! He'll cry so hard, lol!

 

Sounds like a fun team building activity!

 

Let's paint his arms blue, then cut them off and graft blue Sonic plush arms onto his stumps. Then rip the flesh-colored arms off a normal Sonic plush and graft his dismembered blue arms onto it in place. Then we shout JULAY in his ears until he goes deaf, perform amateur surgery to give him cochlear implants, and shout JULAY into the receiver until he bleeds to death

 

I want to hold a huge box of new lego over his head with a fishing rod while you vivisect him with blue sonic teddy bear arms.

 

I would cosplay as sonic with blue arms and run around him while shouting JULAY. Then I would light him on fire while next to the blue arms pool that makes your arms blue due to blue dye that I put in it. Then he will run into the blue pool and dye his arms blue and when he finally reaches home he will find that his house has a burning sonichu statue in its front yard and the entire house is burned down. I will take pictures of all of this and upload them with the hacked sega twitter account tagging all of them #JULAY

 

I was thinking I would call his place of residence and inform him I happen to be Batman.

 

Fuck him in the ass.

 

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

 

So I went to get some new dishes and found some really fine china.

We should mail it to Chris

Edit: Dropped the china by accident. I'm just going to shank him with it.

 

roflmao

 

I want to bury Chris alive with a shovel mech
like wouldn't that be the most hilarious thing?