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Meta Chris on his Own vs Ween Puppeteers

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Anya, May 8, 2018.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    The last time Chris was left alone to his own buffoonery, he maced someone. Before that, he blew up his house and ran someone over with a people carrier. He also sliced open his taint to allow his binaural beats-grown vagina to burst forth and say “howdy” to the world. (And it took a small army of concerned observers to get him to go to the hospital.)

    The last time Chris was “nudged” into doing something, he came to the conclusion he was dating his own OC’s and that he can travel between dimensions. Weens have also gotten him arrested (by encouraging him to return to places he knows he’s banned.) Also, Jessica Quinn, Idea Guy and Idea Guy 2.0 were/are terrible, cancerous and unfunny.

    I’m legitimately curious - is Chris a bigger menace when left to his own devices or when he’s got a puppeteer? Arguably, his solo antics are a threat to public (and in the case of his taint, his own personal) safety, but they only really happen every few years, whereas the weens are becoming a threat to what’s left of his sanity and causing him to do shit every week or so.
     
  2. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Out of the two, weens/counter-trolls are the most dangerous because of how easy he is to manipulate plus how many there are to take the others place once one has stopped
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The macing of the GameStop employee and the whole "Tomgirl" thing could also be the result of trolling or weening.

    It's said Kengle encouraged the former.

    And with the latter, Chris took "get in touch with your feminine side" and ran with it.
     
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The thing is Chris is so lazy and subdued now that any "organic" content will be even more rare than before. It took Quinn and Wise's prodding to get him to do more comic pages. I agree that forcing content in such a tryhard way is wrong but if he's left to his own devices thesedays he's just going to sell hoard crap, play vidya, shit himself and do nothing. It's a double-edged sword.
     
  5. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    it’s pretty unanimous across the board that Chris is pretty much done. He’s done nothing “cow-ish” for years without the urging of some ween. At this point, he’s even aware that he’s never had any peace.

    Expecting him to pull the same dumb crap he did 10 years ago is kind of sad. Marv put it perfectly - it’s like kicking a man when he’s down.
     
  6. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    This is an interesting discussion.
    My 4-cent_garbage is that Chris should be left alone if only for the reason that his life has been hijacked by (other people's) bullshit long enough and he deserves a break. I also feel like ruining his sanity is a lot worse than him being a menace to society. I mean, how long until his crumbled mind does something he'd not do with his sanity intact.
     
  7. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Chris really should've just done this on his own when he did the Rollin' and Trollin' vid. Just go offline and never come back on. But apparently temptation was too strong for him to resist.

    That is a scary thought.
     
  8. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    Chris' ego would never allow that. When he released that vid and saw how people were having serious discussions that it may be real he couldn't help but jump back into the spotlight and take credit for it.
    Probably my favorite Chris quote:
     
  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I'll say what I've been saying for a while:

    Chris is like a comic book hero (a very autistic one): he is at his most interesting when he has a compelling nemesis. Batman fighting random muggers and liquor store robbers is only slightly interesting. Batman fighting The Joker, on the other hand, is much more interesting.

    The nameless weens who call up and scream "JULAAAAAAY" or type "CHRIS IZ SUCK N NEEDS TO JOB N KWIT BEING SUCK" on his videos are those random muggers.

    Now, on occasion, you'll have Batman go against someone who isn't a random mugger, but who is still bullshit and absolutely uniinteresting like Calendar Man or Angle Man. This is what our superweens like Wise and Quinn are.

    Perhaps one of the reasons why Chris doesn't release as good of content is because he had a compelling Rogues Gallery, but they all promptly fucked off and left a troll vacuum. All we have left is a series with no Jokers, Scarecrows, Hushes, or Catwomen. Now, we've got every Egghead or Sweet Tooth trying to be the next Joker in the series. Imagine how bad the comic would suck then.

    Tl;Dr Not everyone can be The Joker.
     
  10. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Basically, it’s Nolan’s Batman devolving into Schumacher’s Batman. :crash:
     
  11. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    i feel like the weens intervening tends to be the thing that saps whatever is left of chris's common sense, and pushing him into trouble via going back to places he's banned isnt funny or clever. and the so called trolls who'd lead him around by his delusions are no better either, if leaving chris alone means less content im fine with that, but idiots trying puppet chris into doing anything from making videos to trying to have him interact with the general public in whatever lulzy way they think is funny only to come to forums like the club and the farm looking for asspats are neither wanted or needed in the community.