Legal Chris in the Jail of Fail

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Seems a number think they can bring "Classic Chris" back - and be "the next Clyde Cash" of course.

    I think the only way to bring "Classic Chris" back now involves time travel.
     
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  2. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    "I wish Chris was back so we could make his life miserable again"
     
  3. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    "It's not over yet, here's how Chris can get away with fucking his mom still!"
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    New phone calls from the Jail of Fail, posted by @PsychoNerd to KF:
    (KF source)
     
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  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    TBH wanting to do wellness checks on Barb is probably not a bad idea
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior Official Homogay

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    Wow Kengle is still on his Kengle bullshit.
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I feel his attorney is doing this to stall because:

    A) He's trying to get some kind of groundwork down so he can establish an insanity plea and get the sentence reduced.

    B) He needs all the time that he can get to establish anything that could even resemble a case for Chris.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    And yet Chris keeps undermining any defense by repeatedly admitting to "healing" Barb and showing no remorse.
     
  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Poor Mr. Heilberg. Do you think he's ever had a client help out the prosecution as much as Chris has? I don't know if he's ever shown up drunk to a trial, but considering how hard Chris has made this I wouldn't blame him lol.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Maybe, maybe not. I am guessing he will go on a bender after the trial to try and forget this shit show.
     
  11. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    he’s probably seriously rethinking his career choice at this point. The insanity plea seems like a no go to me, he’d have a better chance of saying “my client is retarded, unfit to stand trial and needs to be a ward of the state”.
     
  12. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    The punchline – the very, very sad punchline – is all of that "healing" business is rendered inadmissible, somehow.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    In other words, Chris is still daydreaming a lot.

    Also there seems to be yet another call from the Jail of Fail.
     
  14. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Behind bars and still asking for donations.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The sequel to the "Financhu Crisis" that no one asked for.
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Or does this mean the Financhu Saga never eneded and now we're crossing.......or.....

    MERGING!!!!!!

    the Sagas.:eek:
     
  17. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Very Helpful

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    Don't have to pay for rent in jail :tugboat:
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Is that the music Chris would use to intros in Financhu Crisis videos?
     
  20. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Not the exact music but the closest I could find.