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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Revoking your official "Christory Court Reporter" title. You'll have to return your key to the VIP bathroom and you can no longer come to Pot Luck Fridays.
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Aww, man. I thought I could get away with not doing my job for ten whole years. :crash:
     
  3. Anya

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    If it's any consolation, you are still allowed to come to Mac & Cheese Wednesdays in the Executive Dining Room.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

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    People keep writing to Chris.

    So Chris spends most of the time alone, rocking back and forth, while daydreaming and having imaginary conversations with imaginary friends?
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    well, I guess having imaginary friends means you're never lonely
    also daydreaming is a cool hobby, I did it a lot as a kid
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I'd argue that daydreaming is just thinking about stuff, not everyone can just "turn their brains off" so it's what a lot of people default to when they're idle.

    Chris isn't daydreaming. Chris is cultivating delusions.
     
  7. nada

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    Funny interaction i had with them.
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    When asked how they got into CWC lore they replied.
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    and when asked about their fav saga they replied.
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    thanks for documenting this here, there was an error on onion farms and i couldnt find the letter.
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    And you guys call me annoying lol.
     

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  8. ToroidalBoat

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    What is that thing that looks like a pool noodle that Chris always draws below that somewhat blasphemous cross?
     
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    Is it his "cutie mark"?
    EDIT: the only true form of Blasphemy is a denial of the holy spirit/holy ghost.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

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    An upside-down rainbow?

    A horseshoe?
     
  11. nada

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    correct an mlp thing.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    So a rainbow horseshoe? :confused:

    (I still think it looks like a pool noodle.)
     
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    How many soaps has chris dropped yet?
     
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Lurk moar, please...
     
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    How many bible passages has Chris quoted recently?
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    His mutilated genitals after a self serve sex change?
     
  17. Celeron

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    How is Chris even a real person. Claims to be the second coming of Christ yet still can't get away from a subpar kids show.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

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    It's like the "perfect storm" that made Chris who he is today.

    Elderly parents, winning a sweepstakes, living in Ruckersville...

    I don't think there'll ever be another quite like CWC.
     
  19. Anya

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    I didn't think ADF was an actual person for years and part of me still doesn't believe he's real.
     
  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    When I first heard about Werner, I was convinced it was some kind of troll/satire of "unhip douche trying desperately to sound cool to fit in with millenials".
    Imagine my shock when I quickly realized he was real and wasn't trolling.