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Legal Chris in the Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It's another continuance?!

    What a shocking twist!

    (Also this is definitely the longest Chris has been away from home.)
     
  2. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    What the hell is with the file cuck.swf?!
     
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  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Did you used Windows Media Player?
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    Don't act so disappointed about the continence, guys. This just means you guys have more time to get the desert bus closer to it's destination before the sentencing.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    wat
     
  6. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    I’ve never been disappointed in Chris’s continence.
    There’s nothing in that department to be disappointed in.
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I wonder how chris is holding up under all.the stress?

    (Goes and reads the letters from jail.)

    Never mind, carry on.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Remember how many continuances past cases got?

    Chris could be in the Jail of Fail for awhile.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    yeah, it takes about a year for these things to work through the court, so it will be late summer or early fall 2022 before this is concluded
    the only thing is, in the past, Chris was allowed to stay in his room at home as his case worked its way through the court
    this time, he's stuck in the Jail of Fail
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    If they released Chris, that'd be a really stupid move as Chris would almost certainly go back to "healing" Barb in "the temple".
     
  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Could be a whole year before we get any new Chris content.
     
  12. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    So uh, where is Chris getting the books that he's been reading from?
     
  13. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Jail has a library, he even has internet access for now, probably very locked down so he can't access adult material, but just because he's in protective custody doesn't mean he's not allowed to read a jail's library book in there.
     
  14. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    Huh. I thought maybe weens were sending him books.
     
  15. Lucas Blakeman

    Lucas Blakeman Brave Lieutenant

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    No
     
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  16. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    If his letters are anything to go by, Chris is doing alright in jail and seems to be outside of the general population and he might not have a cellmate. Prison will be a much different dynamic but it seems his delusions are doing most of the heavy lifting in the coping department. Perhaps the letter writing is helping as well, as according to Chris, most of the letters he gets are positive.

    Also, breakout saga when?
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What's this about anyway? :confused:
     
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  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I still say going to jail is maybe the best possible thing for him. No internet trolls, interacting with real humans and basically being forced to read books for normies.
     
  19. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    I noticed he complained about the lack of paper a lot.
    Are you sure? He's literally pretending to be the return of Christ.
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    That’s not much crazier than his normal insane beliefs.
     
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