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Legal Chris in the Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Odds of Chris still believing in "Santa Clause" are about 100%.

    Especially with the belief in the "dimensional merge".
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Chris asked Santa for a girlfriend in 2004, 2005, and 2006
    he gave up on Santa 15 years ago, at age 24
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    But he was a lot better off then.
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    I'm too lazy to look- I mean, at work right now. Did we get any interesting new letters this week?
     
  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    Chris has been in the Jail of Fail for 100 days now
    his case will probably take a full year to resolve, so he might be in jail for another 200 days or more
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    There's this page: Jail letters - CWCki
     
  7. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    One can only wonder how Chris has been holding out after the last letter.
     
  8. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The "hero" Chris is "holding out for" is the "dimensional merge" happening.

    Surprising he hasn't yet given up hope in it like he did in "Santa Clause" back when he didn't get a "heartsweet".

    (then again "Classic Chris" was mentally healthier than "Jail of Fail Chris")
     
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  10. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    So like, was the guitar hero controller not even plugged in?
     
  11. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

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    They say prison changes a man. Only time will tell if it changes Chris.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    wat :confused:

    (also new letter from the jail of fail)
     
  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    As many changes as chris has been through, I think it is a safe bet it will.

    How it will change chris... (grabs the popcorn)
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Tomorrow is likely yet another continuance.

    quite the routine with CWC
     
  15. Cyan

    Cyan #33FFEE

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    Oh shit is that tomorrow? I can't go I have a music lesson. :crash:
     
  16. Sexual Tyrannosaurus

    Sexual Tyrannosaurus World-Weary Oneesan Staff Member Administrator

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    Same, I'm busy doing literally anything else.
     
  17. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I’m too busy watching anime and pleasuring myself to watch the proceedings.
     
  18. Celeron

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    I think he’s never had a court session that hasn’t gotten continued.

    The merge has already happened (according to Chris) we’re just waiting for the collective shift to happen and then the Sonichus and Rosechus will be real! Trust him it’ll happen eventually.

    MOD EDIT: Merged posts.
     
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  19. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Continuance for next year, Chris spends the holidays in jail.
     
  20. Celeron

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    Just saw a Reddit post about another continuance. I am very dissatisfied.