Meta Chris claims he had a heart attack

Experiencing some chest pains, Chris claims he had a heart attack. Given the timing of the tweets it is likely the case that this is just a stunt for attention but at time Chris isn't exactly the healthiest tub of lard.










You know what they say about working too hard.

 

> Say a prayer to and for me

LOL, Chris can't even take care of himself, like he could answer anyone's prayers

Chest pain could be anything. It was probably just indigestion, we all know what his customary diet is.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15851-gerd-non-cardiac-chest-pain
STRESS, anxiety and depression can cause chest pains - that could have been it, too

I think he's still too young for serious heart problems, but in the next decade or so that could change.

 

"DO raise your hands in prayer"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipe...10,_Berlin,_Lustgarten,_Kundgebung_der_HJ.jpg

Has chris gone further into the deep end, or am I thinking to hard on this?

 

Probably an anxiety attack. Very common for Middle aged women

 

inb4 Chris has a heart attack for real and he shits himself and does nothing... because he's dead

 

Or lung infection

 

To be honest, I am quite concerned about Chris’s obsession with the Dimensional Merge, given that the Merge was largely the result of the Idea Guys interference.

It can be really tempting for me to write to Chris to get him to, for example, change the ZIP code to something more sensible, but the dilemma is whether the ship has already left the port, or whether the ship can turn back.

Regardless of gender, it appears that the Dimensional Merge is having a very negative effect on the character that makes Chris and the world of Sonichu what they are, and only them.

 

I'd recommend not writhing to Chris for the soul reason that Kiwi Farms is very trigger happy about people who contact Chris directly, although it seems they have less of a control on that now, and also Chris tends to dox people who send him stuff intentionally or not. I you are concerned you might be able to direct message him on twitter, but if you do so you should take steps to conceal your identity i.e. alt accounts, if you have an account that can be traced back to you. Just know the eternal maxim, "don't touch the poop" as any contact with Chris is liable to encounter some shit.

 

I understand that it is too hard for what resources I have right now: and yeah, the Kiwi Farms – another reason for why it will take a super-duper-hyper-expert to turn Chris’s life around, especially after it seems that Chris ruled out the DARS service.

However, I think that I am not the only one who feels the temptation to do something about it, and then realise the scale of the problem, as other White Knights have found out.

Apologies if I sounded unclear.

 

If chris did have a heart attack,

The ship has sailed, was torpedoed, burned for a week, capsized, attacked by kraken, mercifully sank and is so far gone only a professional salvage team can get to it now.

 

I think Chris is now saying it was heartburn.

 

I could believe heartburn or indigestion, esp. with his diet.

I know we like to call Chris stupid, but even fairly bright people can confuse mild stomach discomfort for cardiac problems.