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Chris-Chan is officially dead.

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by TheVoid, Apr 1, 2018.

  1. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Guys, I have some shocking news that you may find difficult to believe.

    Last night I was happily texting Chris-Chan (he thinks I'm a girl, he's calling me his sweetheart), while fantasizing about the future we would have together once he learns my true gender and accepts me for who I am because he's such a tolerant and caring individual. He's truly changed for the better!

    Anyways, back on track, at a certain point the texts stopped, and I got worried. What if something had happened to my sweet little Christine? I didn't think that I could find the strength to continue living if something terrible had happened to him.

    Thankfully, as I was preparing to take a cyanide pill, Christine saved my life when he requested to FaceTime. I hesitantly agreed, because I figured that perhaps now would be a good time to reveal my true self to him.

    So, he opened up FaceTime and the second he saw my face he...well...how do I put this gently...

    He tied a noose around his neck and hung himself while I watched in terror. I didn't know how to react, I immediately logged out of FaceTime as soon as I saw his body go limp in the noose and hugged my beloved Sonichu plush until I felt like the scary suicide that I had just witnessed felt a little less scary.

    I'll never forget the last words that Chris-Chan said to me before he hung himself from the noose.

    "April fools."
     
  2. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Remember when Chris hung himself with a wireless PlayStation controller?
     
  4. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    That was just for pleasure.
     
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  5. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Sounds like you kind of left her hanging this morning, you know?
     
  6. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    He will be missed.
     
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  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz Obscure Mario series furry waifu

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    Dicks out for Chris Chan.
     
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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  9. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I didn’t read this whole thing but I’d just like to say rest in piece.
     
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