Chris 2/22/2018 chris sells damaged comic pages

Chris spilled paint or something on some comic pages and he's going to put them on Ebay because 'mistakes make the pages more unique!'

 

Not content selling garbage on eBay, Chris is now selling literal garbage on eBay.

Also new quirky ill fitting shirt.

 

Those old words of Vivian Gee still ring true to this day...

GOD DAMN IT CHRIS

 

One man's trash is another ween's trash.

 

Someone will buy it, someone always buys these things.

 

That's either the smokiest room he's filming in or the greasiest camera lense ever used. Either way, 14 Branchland Court is still filthy​

 

Those look like doo doo stains

 

I thought he spilled his chocolate milk all over them.

 

Here are the pages. It's the first few of Sonichu 14, on Count Graduon's origin story (possibly co-authored by Idea Guy):

https://imgur.com/a/ntruC

Indeed.

 

100 bucks?! Fuck me...
Weens, you may begin lining up to disappoint me and pay this ridiculous price.

You know when these soiled pages are bought Chris will realize he doesn't have to even make the comic. He can just intentionally screw up and sell all his mistakes for profit.

 

Someday a 'real' documentary will bring Chris mainstream attention, then all this stuff will be worth a bit more once the documentary mentions things like the totem selling for $1500.

 

On that day I'll feel better. But before that happens you know chris will try try selling his dirty crapped briefs on Ebay.

 

He already sold the moldy shirt.

 

Imagine how much the stuff would sell for when Chris dies. Goodness me!

 

Maybe other people are trying the "sell Chris' stuff for more money than he originally did" trick now.

 

Actually, on that topic it seems like he's marking up some cards for more than they are worth, and some cards for much less. I decided to look up the card prices and found this handy little site.

http://pokemonprices.com

And I took a look at his blog to see how the prices he's listing compare to the prices on this site.

https://cabalc.wordpress.com/2018/02/17/chris-chans-pokemon-collection-profit-potential-page-23/

It's kind of interesting to be honest, I'd recommend trying it for yourself to price check the more expensive cards he has. The Charizard that he's listed at about $22 for instance is apparently only worth $12, whereas the Shining Gyarados that he's listed at $42 is closer to around $90-$100. From what I can tell, he's going to sell the cheap cards one by one on the TCG site and the more expensive ones on Ebay.

 

So I know we’re all focused on the actual sale, but I skimmed the pages and they’re great too.

• Count Graduon is one of my favorite villains, if not my favorite. Graduon and Naitsirhc are great because they’re actually creations by Chris, and not some irl person Chris included in the comic for fantastic revenge. Graduon getting a backstory, motivation, and character development is something I’m looking forward to, because Chris actually has to make something up.
• Graduon’s introduction is so campy and gay, like a flamboyant cartoon villian. It reminds me of that devil from Cow and Chicken.
• I’m literally laughing at “LIVE LONG AND DIE.” Graduon is holding a sword but with his helmet it looks like he’s a baseball player. So now I’m imagining someone screaming a dramatic contradictory threat at a little league game.
• So nobody likes Idea Guy and that’s fine, but Chris really should’ve caught this minor detail. Graduon says he killed many French and Germans, and enemies too. This is implying that France and Germany were good guys. Germany could’ve been a “good guy” depending on Graduon’s perspective on the war (opposing perspectives isn’t exactly Chris’s strength as a writer, but ok) but France and Germany weren’t allied in either war, unless we’re talking about Vichy France, but I’m going to assume Chris doesn’t know who they are.

 

I don't think the enemies line is anything but Chris' brain trying to make a proper sentence and frying, similar to "I became a wizard during my ten years"