Ponies BronyCon 2019, The End of Brongelion

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jul 31, 2019.

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What will it take to take care of the pain of BronyCon 2019?

  1. Glass of water

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  2. Aspirin

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  3. Two Xanax

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  4. Heroin

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  5. Drinking that would put Hemingway's liver to shame

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  6. Drug use that would put Hunter S. Thompson bloodstream to shame

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  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    So this is the last BronyCon and some ween has payed for Chris to attend all four days. Considering the mass of twitter blocks at the beginning of this year and the fact that this will be the last one, this BronyCon may be the most interesting one to date.

    Chris has already made a creepy announcement video
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    The con itself will be held from the first to the fourth at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland. The list of events can be found here.

    To recap past years:

    2017
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    Chris' first time a BronyCon. He spent money intended for the books on his trip setting back some book orders by two months. Nothing really bad happened but this did kick off Chris' MLP craze spending nearly a year writing a stupid MLP fan fiction.

    2018
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    By far the most eventful BronyCon, Chris has been to so far. Reeling from the shit show that was Too Many Games Chris bawled on twitter for a few days about not having the money to go to BronyCon, Chris was insistent that he purchase the most expensive ticket that he can. Chris was able to get a ticket with ebay sales and donation money but he faced another issue, his car. As if knowing Chris was about to take a four hour plus drive, his car began to overheat prompting Chris to beg for money. Chris would take his mother's car but the car troubles was only an omen for things to come. A number of things happened at the con that aren't all the interesting, mostly Chris acting like a kid and getting way too touchy with everyone, yet he was never kicked out. Of note was Chris being shot down by voice actresses who blocked him on twitter and not being allowed into some Brony formal dance so danced by himself at different one like a dork. On his way back home, Barb's car broke down surprising no one. Chris calmed he didn't have enough money for a tow but then after getting $100 from weens and well meaning kiwis Chris bragged about having two phones and some bs brain scanning headband which costs around $200. Nevertheless Chris walked the rest of the way home and came back to find his bedroom cleaned and The Classic thrown away. In retaliation Chris humped and beating up a body pillow in front of his mother.
     
  2. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    I guess being a crazy lolcow has its benefits. People will pay your way to autistic horse lover conventions. All it costs is your dignity and privacy.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    We should have a poll predicting how it will go?
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I got ya bruh.
     
  5. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You forgot to add the cyanide pills.
     
  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Wow reading that list of “events” makes me hate life. I’m hoping for some serious cringe vids since this is the end, especially featuring Chris. There is a good chance I’d say that he has some sort of meltdown.
     
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  7. c-no

    c-no Vomiting Chan Waifu

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    One simply has to wait for Chris to either have a meltdown or get paid by some ween to make a video on the true and honest thoughts about the final bronycon.
     
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  8. Little Owl

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    It’s a tossup on how BronyCon turns out for Chris.
     
  9. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    >MLP and bronies are dying to the point where every con has now been cancelled
    >show itself gets cancelled and likely replaced a new show that won't attract the same unwanted exposure from the media as in 2011
    >bronies will be seen as a relic of the 2010s, possibly the most embarassing decade by far
     
  10. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    All of this but, I think the 2000s was the most embarrassing decade so far. There was some pretty cool stuff that happened in the 2010s.
     
  11. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    I would say this decade is more embarassing at least due to social justice and Sargon/kekistan shit becoming far more prevalent.
    Edit: and also, the 2000s at least had some amazing games on the sixth generation of consoles (GameCube, PS2, and Xbox)
     
  12. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    The Brony shit really is on its last leg. A lot of them were cringe yes but I think there was a bit of irony for many bronies. What you’re seeing now are the true cretins. Maybe when this is all over they’ll follow Chris into another dimension but that wouldn’t be as much fun for us.
     
  13. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I wonder which of his imaginary waifus he'll be dancing with this year.
     
  14. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    All of them
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris made a new "Relic of Fail" to wear at the pony convention (and beyond) -- a homemade tiara with the Commodore logo.
     
  16. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    a princess of fail
     
  17. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Honestly? Chris seems to be at his happiest at BronyCon, and the last few times he's went have been pretty much incident free.

    I mean, yeah, Chris had a few moments where he acted weird and.....well, like Chris, but he's never had a meltdown a'la Too Many Games at BronyCon. I have a feeling this year will be no exception.
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Good to see him enjoy something in life, plus he's temporarily not the weirdest person in the room.
     
  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Some of the people he took pics with at the various BronyCon's are perfect examples of that.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    Yeah, it's nice he's having fun and letting his freak flag fly with his fellow weirdos. He has such a bleak and messed up life it's nice he can look forward to something every so often.

    Then again, he never works, so how can you go on vacation when you never work?