YouTube Believe in the OCs and Deities! "Jesus is an OC"

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  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Chris, not satisfied with the progress of the dimensional merge, Chris makes a video calling for people to believe in their OCs caiming that Jesus Told him to. Some BS about Jesus, "GOD IS A WOMAN", and some other shit. Also is it me or does Chris looks like a soyboy, it's probably the heat.






    Also Chris tells us that he isn't Pewdiepie

     
  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Hmmm... Chris looks like that heart attack is creeping up on you.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    This is why it was a mistake for America to get rid of insane asylums?
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    So now he's trying to get some kind of end-of-the-universe cult started.
     
  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Jesus Christ.....

    We know you’re not PDP, he’s actually internet famous for reasons other than being a lolcow
     
  6. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Maybe he'll cut his dick off like Marshall Applewhite, I mean he's not using it for anything.
     
  7. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    This is the lamest Doomsday Cult since the Millerites. 1/10.
     
  8. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    He's trying to make his cult the next 2012.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What if people later buy into that insanity and found an actual religion based on the "Reality Cartoon" and "Dimensional Merge" beliefs? Or even see "Pristine Christine" as a prophet of sorts?
     
  10. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    I have so many questions.

    • If there's multiple deities, why does the opinion of the Abrahamic God carry any significance?
    • So if CPUs are deities, does that include the CPUs in my computers, phone, etc. or is it just Chris' nonsense CPUs? I live pretty close to an AMD facility, is it just going to suddenly explode as thousands of sentient chips suddenly come to life? Will one of them claim my body for a socket/power supply?
    • Also if anything I make up is also a deity, I make up Lasertits, who is more powerful than all other things Chris ever made up or will ever make up now and forever and in all dimensions and parallel realities. Lasertits will save us from the dimensional merge and force Chris to take a shower and get his job at Wendy's back. And every year in celebration, Lasertits will send you something nice from your Amazon Wishlist, because why the hell not apparently that's how reality works now.

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    What the hell is wrong with me I try to make any sense out of all of this bullshit?
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You have been here to long. The 'tisum had infected you.
     
  12. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    So Rapchu rescheduled for when?
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I doubt Chris even knows what microchips are, or what "CPU" stands for. To him, CPUs are anime/vidya* girls who are personifications of something he seems to literally worships now: vidya consoles.

    But yeah, it may be a futile effort to make sense of the ramblings of a brain fried by cartoons and vidya for almost 4 decades.

    *(Hyperdimension Neptunia, something Idea Guy was into)
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Idea Guy was a weeb, another reason to hate him.
     
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    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Anyone hate themselves enough to provide a transcript?
     
  16. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    I keep stressing this because I think there's validity to it, Chris apparently has been on a workout regimen at an actual gym facility for an unknown stretch of time now. I attribute some of the rosiness coming back into his face to this fact, of course he's still a tubby sack of fat mush mostly, but even a little bit of regularly scheduled cardiovascular or muscular training will have marginally noticeable benefits for a fat guy like OPL if they keep it up. The summer heat also will exacerbate his oily skin condition too but it's not the only reason for that apparent change in his appearance in my estimation.
     
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  17. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Back January I remember Chris got kicked out of his gym for being a creep and being gross, surprisingly not just for being Chris; so Chris probably doesn't go the gym. There is possibility he does lift weights and waddle on his treadmill but I kind of doubt that. Perhaps Chris's (w)hormone pills/menopause cream ("like butter'n bread") is effecting his health but I kind of even doubt Chris is still taking hormones. I don't want to propagate a rumor that Chris is huffing paint buuutttt he did do a lot of videos "the work room" where paint cans could be seen in the corner, I'm just saying it could explain some of Chris's inanity.
     
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