Meta Barb’s still alive

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  1. Little Owl

    Little Owl Member

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    Source: https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1163585370497437697

    It was reported on Monday that an image claiming to show a death certificate for Barbara Chandler was being shared on the internet.

    There is good reason to believe that the image is not verifiable, because Chris has stated that Barbara Chandler is alive and well: generally, the average human lifespan is much longer that what it was in the 1950s.

    It is understood that there is a set of procedures to check if Barbara really passed away.

    Once again, it goes without saying that attempts to interfere with Chris’s life is a very bad idea. The CWCki clearly states that if one fails hard enough, they will become a target for trolls.
     
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    "I hope that you will e-mail me when he she dies so that I can celebrate." -Cole Smithey
     
  3. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Wait, so we shouldn’t try to kill Barb?
     
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    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    can't believe someone would fucking disrespect mother of the year from 2000 this way...we live in a society folks.
     
  5. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Well let me offer an alternative theory: The Barb of Dimension 1218 is alive and well BUT the Borb of Dimension C-197 is actually deceased and this death certificate floating around is just an example of the "Mandela Effect" where certain instances of different dimensions cross over through both.

    There's only one reasonable explanation: Chris truly is a god of unfathomable powers, and we were fools to believe otherwise.

    In all seriousness though, this is some serious weenery.
     
  6. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Mainstream 2010s Nicktoon Furry Waifu

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    Barb may be alive on the outside, but inside, she's already dead.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    I hope it doesn't beome a "Boy Who Cried Wolf" scenario when Barb really does "go to the great hoard in the sky."
     
  8. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Barb Wa Mou Shindeiru?

    In all seriousness I hope this isn't just Chris being his usual self and saying Barb is in fact alive and not she lying dead in her own filth/hoard. Horrible as Barb may be even she doesn't deserve that!
     
  9. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Syaoran Li On The Farms

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    I doubt it, if Barb really did die, we would know.

    Chris would go into panic mode (even in his current deluded state) and chances are that Marvin would post the announcement on the Farms as soon as he finds out.
     
  10. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    Not to get all serious on our forum where autistic shitposters who really should be doing something, anything else, with their lives waste their days picking at an over-exposed human oddity's foibles, but until she passed away a couple of years ago (wow, has it been so long) my grandmother was 95 years old, but had spent the last 10 years of her life in an absolutely miserable state, and had about 10 years of very low quality of life before that. We thought she was going to die years earlier when she got to the point she gradually refused to eat solid food.

    The reason she lived so long? Modern medicine. Literally, drugs and Ensure (it's sweet, so she would drink it instinctually) were keeping her alive. We're at a horrible point in medicine, we can keep these people physically alive for donkey's years, but the quality of that life is just abysmal. I love that woman, and I wish she'd died back in 2003 or so before she became the horrible, shriveled non-responsive husk she died as.

    Barb's condition at age 78 (I believe she's 78 in 2019, possibly 79?) is pretty similar to how my grandmother was then. The point being, Barb could have another two decades in her, but I don't think she does based on the fact I can't see Chris putting her in institutional care.

    My grandmother had wonderful around the clock care and was literally spoon (straw) fed her meals, was carefully sponge bathed, and was meticulously tended by nurses who checked on her often on a strict schedule. Old people get to the point they're so infirm that even someone with no job who literally did nothing else can't take care of them, I don't think Chris is going to be able to stomach changing his mother's diapers. Then again he has surprised me before.

    Honestly though Barb's going to die of starvation and/or her own filth because Chris is not a hospice nurse.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Off topic but I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother and I agree. The point we're at in modern medicen is a very bad, sad one. One can only hope we'll advance beyond it and fast.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 I'm with stupid

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    I think Barb does live off of Ensure. Chris has claimed he needed money in the past, which was totally not going to his frivolous spending, to buy Ensure for his mom.

    Barb was born October 1941 IIRC

    I'm not sure how we'll know when Barb dies. Chris might make a post like when the cats died that Barb is now in his Never Neverland dimension, or something cryptic that only long-time Chris followers would be able to decipher.

    The only funny thing I can think of happening with regards to Barb dying is if Chris begs for money for funeral expenses from weens and then he embezzles the money and spends it on toys and vidya.
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    no more bananas?

     
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  15. The Red Baron

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    to be completely honest I'm surprised Barb has actually lived this long, between her and Bob I always figured Bob was the healthier one despite being older, she isn't looking good in recent videos Chris posts, almost like a shell of her former self though its not impossible that could be an act for pity money
     
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    She looks like she has dementia /alzheimers to me. I hope I'm wrong because no one deserves that
     
  17. Holdek

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    Same for emergency medicine. Soldiers are getting blown up by IEDs that would have killed them in previous wars, but now they can survive to live out the rest of their days as brain damaged invalids.