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Alright who is he? V2

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Stardust, Apr 21, 2017.

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  1. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Who the heck is he and how is related to chris?


    Wow the same thread on 2 different people
     
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  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    ADF born Philip Hakins DeLici , now Isabel Rosa Araujo, and know as Allhuvia Rottem Harrel in between is an autistic trans gender person a lot like Chris but in many ways far less talented. He (now legally she) differs from Chris in that he has a huge hard on for communism and anarchy despite not truly understanding either concept. He got started off by cosplaying Naruto characters which eventually lead to him doing crossplays of female Naruto characters which started him on the long Transgender road. His adult life seems to be defined by sexual insecurity as evidenced by his constant orientation switching and gender transition.

    During his phase as Allhuvia someone fed Chris information that ADF was really Jack Thadeus, the man responsible for coercing Chris to hump his PS3 and putting gay ads on the CWCipedia. ADF denied the allegations at first but then embraced the Jack Thadeus persona and tried to torment Chris by saying he would did up Bob and rape him. Chris never watched his videos. Ever since though ADF has had an obsession with CWC that can't be healthy.

    Every now and again ADF will measure the length of his estrogen soaked cock against Chris's estrogen soaked cock. Chris predictably ignores him as he has no memory of ADF. When not trying to feel superior to Chris, he spends his time in fear of the Kiwi farms. He thinks that they are out to get him and spends a large amount of the money he recieves from the government he hates on buying weapons to defend against potential Kiwi attacks.

    He was also sodomized by a homeless dude one time, it was classic.

    Thats all there is to ADF really.
     
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  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    He also was behind one of the trollsonas that gave us a few Chris sagas (at least I think he was. The CWCki is vague enough that it doesn't confirm or deny it).
     
  4. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    But which troll and saga?
     
  5. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    I believe he was chris's first customer when he started giving hand jobs near the Bestbuy dumpsters.
     
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    According to the CWCki, Jack Thaddeus.
     
  7. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    He wasn't really Jack Thadeus. Trolls told Chris that during the call out saga, so they could get a tard fight going.
     
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Ah, ok. Like I said, the CWCki was purposely vague about it, so I wasn't to sure.
     
  9. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    The cwcki tends to phrase things trolls told Chris to be true. Maybe incase Chris read it while it was going on, but that's just my theory...a cwc theory.

    I'll see myself out.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Informative as it is, it would take an entire book to adequately summarize the spuddy antics of ADF.
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    ADF is just discount Chris except he goes out more.
     
  12. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    He's a petty, insignificant, little man of no interest and even less inherent comedy.

    That's why he definitely doesn't have a whole hidden sub-forum on another website dedicated to milking the internet bovines of humanity . . .

    Next question.
     
  13. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    A white American male of Italian heritage who claims to be Latino tranny, screams a lot about being raped by his dad, but also any male he crosses paths with. He has a unnatural attraction to CWC to the point of comparing himself to Christian constantly, and mostly does that with his made up country Autismlandia.
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    A potato person who thinks he's a Latinx woman, society looking down on trans people is the cause of all his problems, made up a country full of communist trans Latinx people, and has a weird fascination with Chris. Edit: He also has a disturbing preoccupation with violence and arming himself.
    After Bob died he made a weird video walking around in a cemetery saying Chris is next - it's pretty unsettling.
     
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  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.
     
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