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A-logs 2.0 :the new generation of chris commentators

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, Mar 17, 2016.

  1. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Is a college graduate. Can't write a basic biography that is sort of grammatically correct.
    Takes paid commissions for something that's made in ms paint.
     
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  2. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  3. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Hahaha, this guy! This truly feels like reading a 12 year old's ESL's edgelord drama journal.
     
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  4. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Karasz confirmed for lolcow?
     
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  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I personally think so because:
    1. It seems like he's a high school dropout.
    1.a. He think it's unfair that a dropout can only get minimum wage jobs.
    1.b. He tries to shame someone else for being homeschooled.
    2. He finished a degree without knowing he couldn't really get a full-time job working in the appropriate field.
    2.a. He is aware that he needs to look for a job but seems reluctant to do it.
    2.b. He wants to do paid commissions but no one wants to buy from him.
    2.c. He acknowledges his art could improve but doesn't seem to want to.
    3. He participates in internet slapfights and drama for 12 year olds.
    4. He lives with his parents. That in itself isn't remarkable but he acts like they're tyrranical but the only evidence we get is that they want to limit this freeloader's internet time so he has to stop watching streams and they don't want him to buy a new computer, presumably because his laptop is good enough for gaming.

    Tl;dr: This guy is is Hirtes' other half.
     
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  6. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Kudos to Reverie for posting all of these screenshots. I really think this is a concrete case for putting E_karasz at the number 2 slot of Chris' current A-Logs.
     
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  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Karasz and Hirtes combined would be super Chris
     
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Rev is credit to team
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    FIFY
     
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Last edited: Nov 11, 2017
  11. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    This optimism radio really reminds me of Welcome To Night Vale.
    What the hell is this though? A show to mock right-wingers?
     
  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Republic of Crazy land does raise an interesting point. Although patreon isn't employment it is income, how much does it take to get that tugboat taken away?
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    About $15,500.00 earned in a year.
     
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    In other words, chris's 600/monthly patreon ain't violating anything.
     
  16. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Yes, this exact point has been brought up a lot. Of course, perhaps if enough weens and trolls give him money through Patreon he'll eventually run into some kind of trouble and get his tugboat taken away.

    So, it makes sense that people think that giving Chris money is a genius act of trolling.
     
  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    There are a multitude of ways chris could lose the tugboat. For sake of not dragging this thread down, and disturbing the purring cat on my chest, the three most likely ways chris could lose his tugboat. (That do not involve aliens)

    1. chris earns more than the allowed income for his SSDI. As stated if chris goes over the $15K limit and does not report it to SSA then his tugboat will be revoked.

    2. chris is convicted of a crime and is incarcerated for more than one month. Under SSA rules if that happens then his tugboat is revoked and he can get it back as soon as he can provide proof that he is no longer incarcerated. Also if he were to get the tugboat while incarcerated the money has to be givwn back to the SSA or checks will be witheld until the balance is even.

    3. chris fails to contact SSA. Periodically the SSA requires recipients of benefits to prove they are alive and getting there benefits. This comes in the form of a letter, if the beneficiary fails to respond SSA will send another leter and then make phone calls to the last known phone number on record. After the phone cals fail all benefits are stopped until the recipient or rep payee shows up in person with proper forms of ID to have benefits resumed. If after one year of not hearing from the beneficiary then benefits are terminated, if the beneficiary wants the benefits back after that then they have to apply for benifits from the begining.

    Given chris' current state of affairs, #3 seems the most likely.
     
  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Information I was hungry for. thanks Minimal.
     
  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Jesus this guy is desperately trying to be Leafy, and that's terrible.