9/26 - Quinn breaks up with Chris

What if Jessica is doing this to troll us?

 

It's very possible. Wasn't one of the theories on KF that Chris and Jessica concocted this as a big FU to Chris' trolls?

 

I don't think Chris would be capable of keeping up such a charade to any convincing degree for more than 5 minutes.

 

That's another factor to consider. If Chris can't keep a sock puppet going for more then a day, there's no way he could keep a charade like this going, unless JQ is doing all the work and giving Chris only the most basic instructions:

"Ok, so, all you have to do in the video is pretend to cry and beg me to take you back, Chris..."

 

Those tears looked realish... though given I can't even cry when I should, let alone squeeze out tears on command, I may be poor to judge that.

If this is all a charade, at least Chris probably wouldn't be falling into the clutches of a control-hungry creep. I hope.

 

If you can't cry on command then you can sure as hell bet Chris can't.

Jessica's either manipulating him for the lulz or she's just crazy.

 

I'm leaning to for the lulz.

If weening it'll back fire when she goes for ass pats how bad she hurt Chris. Granted if she's that fucking bonkers, we got a great new show, or if she's that naive she thinks she can help Chris, it's gonna backfire on her just in other ways.. Like a Chris chin on her tits.

 

Something I saw on /cow/ seemed kind of plausible. What if this is some 10th Anniversary inner circle shenanigan? I realize we can sit around all day trying to make heads or tails out of this. Maybe it’s the set up for the “Final Saga: The sweetheart quest ends”. Either way at least we’re not just having to hang out discussing some random like on Facebook.

 

So.....you mean like, finally, the inner circle is allowing Chris to have a girlfriend? Like, "Ok guys.....this time.....Chris gets to have and keep love....."?

While it would be nice for Chris to finally be able to settle down, at the same time, the fact that it's all manufactured is very much Truman Show-ish.....which would give it a twinge of pathetic sadness....

 

Right? I never realized just how scripted all the past sagas were until that “hack” happened. Either way I’ll still be tuning in.

 

It's an interesting theory, until one realizes what a wild card Chris is.

I mean, Chris is just......well, Chris. I *still* find it kinda hard to believe that Chris would allow himself to have "Sagas" go specific ways, down to every dotted i and crossed t. I'm almost certain a lot of the "inner circle" has had occasions where they've facepalmed because Chris "Went off script" and self-destructed on his own because.....well.....again....he's Chris.

 

As I look at him now, that mindset is very tragic. I will say that when I first heard of chris, I was neutral, but when I read about his insanity, I used to have a lot of hate towards him, but now I have pity for him except when it comes to the animals he and barb own. Anyways, I find it sad that he is willfully ignorant of the fact that there are good and bad people of both sexes. He is dealing with very shitty women and the fact he believes women are incapable of malice is setting himself up for a miserable experience. Like others have said, Quinn is reaching bluespike's level of trolling and I am not sure if anyone here really thinks that trying to get him away from Quinn is a good idea.

 

I think some people here would want to get him away from Quinn but how is that even possible? He refused to belive that *insert sweetheart here* was a troll even in face of evidence, how could randos on the internet, especially since said randos could be called trolls, hope to get him away from a toxic relationship, especially considering he'd have to understand why it's toxic and dangerous?

 

I think you're right. It would be more efficient to lure him away from it than to get into a conversation about it with Brickbrain-Senpai. Only question is, is there anyone dedicated enough to try something like that for some lolcow on the Interwebs? Or... could it maybe happen by accident?

 

suppose for a moment that their date goes... well enough. that Jessie's not creeped out by his pony ears, or going to see a movie marketed to 6 year old girls and then taken out to Mickey D's. Let's say she's not repulsed. There's the promise of another date. Before date 2 is over chris will be bragging about post 3rd date sex like its federal law. I don't think Jessie's into being browbeaten into having sex with cross dressing manchildren.

 

If the pictures of 14BLC before the cleansing fire ate anything to go about, chris wouldn't understand toxic if you put an open drum of industrial waste on his doorstep.

 

The only toxic thing he understand is Britney Spears' toxic song

 

I was under the impression he didn't actually take in song words to his brain hole.

 

I'm pretty sure that Jessica is confident she can postpone post date sex indefinitely. if she can strong arm him into not watching Doopie, she can negotiate out of Date3 sex. Its not like Chris will initiate a breakup.