9/26 - Quinn breaks up with Chris

In that pic of Jessica it looks like she's at Walmart and she is wearing a blue shirt. Walmart employee?

 

The one in the OP? Walmart background maybe, but her shirt doesn't look near the right kind of blue. Not that I'd be surprised if she was an employee, though.

 

This is all sorts of fucked up and unhealthy.

 

1.) If it turns out she’s a troll than she’ll probably be shunned by the community for doing the same tired old thing but with a painful “Chris crying” video. If she goes on KF Null would probably bann on the spot.
2.) It’s entirely possible that Jess is just like Chris, wanting a relationship but is too fucked up to get a real one. She’s clearly controlling and those selfies she send she when she’s mad are pure insanity. Let’s be honest, she’s not hot enough for normal guys to be willing to put up with her. She knows that Chris would love her unconditionally no matter what and probably assumes he’ll never leave her.

 

If she is indeed a troll, she's approaching BlueSpike levels of "Wow, that's fucked up....". Granted, she's not making Chris stick a medallion up his ass, but the emotional beatdown she's putting him through so far, if it's just for "Lulz", is kinda messed up.

I was thinking the same thing. JQ is nowhere *near* the level of "Well.....she's a psycho bitch....but she's smoking hot, so I'm sure guys can look past that....". But think about this: This is *possibly* the first girl that's legit interested in Chris who might *not* just be "LOLZ, I'M JUST TROLLING U CHRIS!", so anything to keep her around...

 

Yeah, she's a decent looker, but not nearly enough to put up with the crazy (unless the rack is absolutely top quality, I haven't seen a good picture). She even looks fucking crazy, even when she's not trying to. Still, she seems to have enough going for her that she could aim way higher Chris, and with her knowing 100% what Chris is about having been his facebook friend for 2 years and being the first witness to UnClit 2.0, it's hard to conclude that she's genuinely interested and doesn't have an ulterior motive.

If her goal is just "attention" she sort of has it, though.

 

I used "smoking hot" as an example of guys who put up with psychotic whack job girlfriends, really.

I'm sure everyone here knows at least *one* guy who dipped his toe into a lake of crazy, and brushed it off by saying "Well, she's fucking hot, I can look past her being a psycho bitch..."

 

This is Chris. He’d probably put up with just about anything from a woman, much less a semi attractive one. Chris is off his rocker to begin with so a psycho chick is no big deal. It’s potential china...of course we’ve all figured out almost immediately she has ulterior motives. Chris thinks people just fall madly in love through Tweets and cyber sex. This will end like the rest of them.

 

One of the few interesting revelations from the Catherine period was that Chris had 'scripted' the date in advance. He told Catherine that when she first sees him, she should ask him "what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?" When they met for the first time, Chris asked her if she was going to say it. And at the end of the date, he said "remember when you asked me what a pretty girl like myself was doing in a place like this? Well, I'm waiting for my honest sweetheart." You could tell that Chris thought that this would be a cute story to tell their children someday. I dread what Chris has in store for October, especially if he's going to adapt it with My Little Pony themes.

 

From what I remember of Catherine's retelling of the story, Chris attempted to use those scripted lines as a precursor to a kiss on the lips from her, which she, of course, rebuked without hesitation.

But yeah, Chris lives in a fantasy world where life is just a romantic comedy, where people say corny shit like that on dates all of the time.

 

I don't. Mostly because I have no friends... This smile is totes for real...

B-b-but I don't like romantic comedies!!

 

But the Attraction Sign specifically said she must have a "Happy, Positive Personality!"

Spoiler

Chris thinks women are incapable of malice (unlike MALES), and he can't see the toxicity in Barb's dealings with him.

This could indeed get interesting.

 

Yet.

 

Chris is too naive to look at Jessica’s actions and go “this isn’t normal/healthy” and that’s pretty scary.

 

FIFY.

 

That picture of her "angry face". It is obviously just some staged thing where you know the person isn't really angry, but Chris will take it literally at face value. Either just a half assed troll or a total psycho bitch. Maybe both! Forget December 7. October 6 Will be the day that lives in infamy.

 

Heh. "Face" value. Heh....

 

I wouldn't be shocked if JQ causes a scene at the movies *if* weens should happen to show up to mess with Chris.

 

Chris's new TwiSparLicious Twitter account is no longer following Doopie or Nowacking. He also unfollowed LazyCast on Patreon.

Quinn really has him whipped.