7/9 - Sonichu 12, pages 4-14

Are you actually a AI? You are always on top of these things.
Also, pretty sure that's much faster than sonic the hedgehog has ever been.

 

Spoiler: Pages 4-13

Page 14 here.

 

Bullet points

• Sonichu be all like #notallmenboys as he slowly and painfully realizes he will probably be the part of the last generation of the cishet men ever again.
• The whole issue with Robbie is boys don't care, but s/he does. But Ferrah, a man, shows he cares about his boyfriend. Wouldn't this teach Robbie that boys can care too and not rush to be a woman?
• "Cleaned the mess with carpet cleaner but enough about that *sigh*" after a hilarious scene where Robbie exposes hir penis to hir sisters. Did Robbie jizz all over hir sister's room? This Sonichologist says yes.
• Magi-Chan must be getting old and busted, a job he could once do alone now requires 5 additional lvl 100 Alakazams.
• Men, DO NOT eat flax. It will make you a whiny ho.
• Binaural beats makes a guest appearance. Fuck.
• They work without surgery? Really?! Yeah, just like they did for Christine
• Stay tuned for the next part where Robbie dies from an infected self inflicted knife wound to "free his vagina."

 

Sonichu runs at over 20 miles or 30 kilometers per second?

Sounds to me like Chris just thought of really big numbers without considering feasibility at all.

 

Sonichu speed > mach 100

 

Isn't 6,500 miles an hour about a third the speed of what satellites orbit earth at? He's not going that fast unless he's in orbit.

 

so this is all about his trans delusions now?

 

Impressive that everytime Sonichu hits top speed, his organs don't liquify and blow out his anus.

 

"Surgury"
Thank you, Chris.

 

Page 14 is up now.

Spoiler

"Part M shrank, and Part F opened."

 

I like how he has to specify exactly what kind of headphones are used.

 

"with no exercise, bad genes and horrible diet, my moobs will sprout into robust bitch tits!"

btw, is he still thinking his dick will shrink and disappear and a vagina will burst forth from his taint?

 

Boom boxes? In 2009/2017?

 

Chris really likes the power level meme.

 

I honestly doubt sonichu can go faster than mach 100 since that would be 76,700 MPH/123,500 KPH. I would think air resistance or the intense vibrations of running to maintain that kind of speed would cause physical stress on his body and this is ignoring how he would be able to stop or maneuver (he would probably have to make decisions in the nanosecond range)

 

Who wants to bet that Robee did research on Tumblr?

 

Hey, the new guy here. Hope I'm not breaking any rules by posting here first.

I've noticed that people are talking about the speed stuff for Sonichu, and I've actually found a speed feat in Issue 0 that might help out with that. There is a scene where he's outrunning an explosion, and, depending on the type of explosion, he could be running anywhere from Mach 7.95 to Mach 29.73 (6039.73 to 22,593 mph). I've personally decided to highball it in my mind and assume that his top speed is Mach 30, since we haven't exactly seen any greater speed feats since, at least not from Sonichu.

As for the comic itself, I find it funny how Robee is looking at stuff for the *human* rights commission. It shouldn't apply to him, so why does he think it's gonna help him? (NOTE: I haven't read all these new pages just yet, so the answer is probably there... okay, it's probably not...)

EDIT: Okay, this material is actually kinda boring. Where's the battle?! I must have blood!

 

That's the sub episode I wanna see.