Financhu Crisis 6/20/2018 - Chris offers "JULAY!" autograph for $150

ONLY ONE, THIS ONE, WILL EVER have me Personally write that darned Meme Word on it. Buy It Now for Your Collection. You know you want to, and you Must!

http://web.archive.org/web/20180620212758/https://www.ebay.com/itm/283017353916?ul_noapp=true

Seems Chris got the idea from a ween:

After Chris put up the autograph on ebay (doubling the price), he tweeted:

 

And it's sold. Chris dropped it down to $75, probably at the buyer's request.

 

I’m dying at “I’m waiting.”

“I’ll pay you $75”
“It’s listed at double that and I’m expecting you to pay for it.”

 

"Do I look like I have CUNT written on my Forehead?"

 

I'm at a loss for words.

 

How long until someone offers up $1,000 or more for him to tattoo JULAY!! on his forehead? That would get him to Bronycon.

 

"ween" here.

Not only did Chris argue with me about this in the DM's, it appears someone has access to his twitter and logs onto it in his defense. Either that, or he's created a persona who refers to himself in the third person and speaks like your typical white knight. A few more lines were said after this but none pertinent in my opinion. Woke up this morning to be blocked by the mighty chantor (or whoever's caring for this child)

Didn't think I'd have to fucking come here to share this but it /seems/ like there's something more goin' on here and despite my distaste for forum sophisticates, I felt the need to share this.

I should clarify, this is my first and only time joining any forum of this sort in a long time. The only Stephen Boyd I've ever known is some fuckin' old actor or singer or something of the sort I found on google. I have no idea who this idiot's referring to, but if it's worth anything, there ya have it. Chris is hiring Cwc Knights.

 

Bit too much information there friendo

 

Not that I really care but why get involved with Chris? You’re right though, I think we’ve all known here that someone (white knight or otherwise) has control of his Twitter and will use it from time to time. You can usually tell by the coherent thought or Not Capitalizing Every Word in A Sentence Like A Tard.

 

You think someone would take their time to bother me? Also, good ref

I knew of Chris for a long time, but just assumed he faded into obscurity until a friend of mine showed me the whole gamestop blue armed sonic video and I figured it'd be funny to punk him. Didn't think much of it, and honestly had no idea he gave a shit enough to read through all of his twitter comments since he's got the attention span of a dying fly. But regardless, there's clearly something strange going on here. I'm not too aware of the whole idea guy fiasco so I'm not sure if it's them or some entire other third party involved.

Does anyone know who this Stephen guy is? I'm sure he'd have more insight on whoever this cwc Knight is.

 

Most of the time, Chris does have a manager who kind of keeps an eye on his social media (if Chris trusts them enough to give access,). As of now, there is someone screening his e-mail, but I don’t know about Twitter. Could be the same person.

@Alpha Loves You pointed out that you shared that you use the same username across multiple platforms. Considering the community, that’s not really a good idea, because if you’re not Stephen Boyd, there are people who will find out who you are just because you made a shitty attempt at weening Chris. Just a little head’s up.

Good luck.

 

There are THAT many no lifers tied to watchdog duty on Chris Chan? That's fucking ridiculous and hilarious.


If someone is screening his social media shouldn't people be more interested in that..?
Also, how long do you think they've been at it?

 

I am interested in that. To me that’s worse than weening. It seems like maybe a year he’s posted tweets or on Facebook and you can tell it’s either someone else or someone feeding him lines.

 

Chris has been a weird oddity on the internet for just about 10 years now. This isn't a new thing you've stumbled upon. People have formed friendships, met significant others, got married and had children because from meeting through various Chris-dedicated forums. A good number of the userbase here started over at cwckiforums.com, which evolved into Kiwi Farms now.

Before Bob died, there was a small, tightknit community dedicated to organized trolling. Once Bob died, so did the organized trolling from them. (There are members here who were part of that group, but I'm not going to put them on blast here. If they want to chime in, they can.) After Bob died, Chris was left alone and unfortunately, shortly after that, randos started hassling him. I say "randos" because in general, everyone who came from the Cwcki Forums/KF community knows better than to bother Chris. The long-standing rule with Chris has always been "Observe only. No trolling plans," which is why we think it's dumb when some random person comes out of the woodwork thinking they're some "maestr trole" because they called Chris up and shouted "JUUUULAAAAYYY" at him.

The thing people don't realize about Chris is that he needs to be prodded to do things. I'd say about 90-95% of his content is based upon him being told to make a video. For instance, during the Liquid Chris saga, he was often prodded into making video responses to Liquid, otherwise he would just shrug his shoulders and do nothing. A majority of the stuff Chris does is puppeteered by his "handlers".

Chris has been stale for years and at this point, doesn't deserve some of the more sinister "trolling" he's been recieving, which is why he's got people monitoring some of his accounts.

 

I can understand a lot of where you're coming from. It make sense, but as far as I'm concerned (because I'm not really as sympathetic as most folks are,I suppose) Why would anyone care? Do people feel so bad about what he's put himself through and allowed to happen to him that they feel compelled to care for him and monitor him? I don't see why anyone at all should care so much for this egocentric prick at all. In the same light, I think his more constant demonizers like the people perpetually try to convince anyone and everyone to not donate or buy anything and constantly rave about his expenses is wasting their breath because the only thing funnier than dipshits who give a fuck about stopping him are the morons who buy his garbage for the sake of owning a part of "christory"

I just overall don't see the value in protecting him. He's not some poor kid being bullied. He's not that interesting anymore, either. He's a dried up meme and that anyone would feel the need to take time out of their day to act as guardian for him, or people as a group..? That just downright shocks me. I wish I could understand the point. But it probably isn't for me to understand.

 

You just said it yourself. He’s not interesting and he’s dried up. Do you think that just because an autistic man does dumb shit on the internet he deserves to have hundreds of e-mails and phone calls every day just screeching about shit that happened 10 years ago? It’s questionable as to whether he has the capacity to care for himself properly. The same with his mother, who may or may not be showing the signs of having had a minor stroke.

Arguably, Chris is one of the most documented weirdos on the internet. People keep tabs on him, either out of morbid curiosity or just to laugh at him because he does stupid shit.

Basically, it’s like getting hounded by strangers 20 years later about the time you shit your pants once in Kindergarten.

Over time, it’s been more and more revealed that Chris hasn’t had the best upbringing. Some would sympathize or argue that by keeping tabs on him or at least helping him by keeping the weens away and getting him to focus on more important shit, it’s similar to giving half your sandwich to the kid at school who couldn’t afford a lunch.

It’s not that people are protecting him, it’s that they’re attempting to give him some sort of guidance that he clearly has no idea to obtain himself. And whether or not the person who shouted at you on Twitter was the person I’m thinking it was, it’s not so much white knighting as it is telling you to fuck off for being an obnoxious ween.

If you don’t care, leave him alone.

 

yo lmao you fuckin got owned by chris loser, got worked into a seething shoot ya simp

get some sunlight, pinhead, im beggin ya

 

@Bizzarnage Please stop before someone connects the dots between your weenery and your easily doxable username.

Seriously what were you thinking here.

 

Did you become an asshole because nobody ever taught you to lurk moar ... or do you not lurk moar because you're an asshole?