3/26/2018 - Chris got married

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1754126144681857

Pic of the newlyweds:

 

I can't wait for him to post about their honeymoon sex in horribly gratuitous detail.

No wait, actually I can. Preferably as long a wait as possible.

 

Well I think we can stop asking if chris is getting better.

 

Rest in peace Chris' sanity... We knew you barely at all.

 

Does this mean they'll be another wedding with Mewtwo? I hope not.

 

Wonder what Barb's reaction was to the announcement.

Whew. That's a relief.

 

I wonder what the dowry was. A new box that chris can carry his dreams in?

 

Breaking news: I just married Cheetarah from Thundercats and Betty Rubble. We’re very happy. Also I’m half Snork...and retarded.

 

I can't wait for their anniversaries. Because I'm certain that Chris will remember.

 

This reminds me of the things teens do on Facebook, "X is married to Y" and X and Y are besties.

 

As bizarre and entertaining as this is, and I know it's just a ween messing with him, this is just so painful to see. It is just so sad.

I try to tell myself Chris doesn't operate quite like a normal person, but I don't think he's that far removed from a neurotypical mindset for this to not mean Chris is suffering from severe mental and emotional problems.

I say that, and a month or three from now it'll be like nothing happened. But that's how he does, he goes in a big wide spiral, each year bringing him down a little more. Ugh, that's even more depressing.

 

For a brief moment -- perhaps clouded by grogginess after arising from slumber -- I thought Chris had married the "Sweethearts" he's supposedly with in real life.

Then I find it's cartoon characters.

And Chris thinks he's half Pokemon.

 

This post is dated March 26th the date he said his sweet heart search was over. I'm not really sure what to think, I'm not surprised Chris would think he's gotten married to his cartoons or that he's half Pokemon I'd be willing to believe he though of it himself but I wouldn't be surprised there were an Idea guy 2.0. I don't know because it seems like Chris is carrying on with Sonichu 16 and seems more or less oblivious to the whole idea guy thing unless that's what hes referring to in one the recent four part tweets.

 

I don't think I want to see a sequel to the Giant Penis Comic. But another part of me kinda does. Buckle up, we're still on Mr. Chandler's Wild Ride.

 

Complete ambivalence. Seriously Barb looks like death warmed over, chris' delusions probably don't register with her.

 

I don't want to give people any ideas... but honestly there's some tiny part of me what wants to call barb and congratulate her on her daughter finally getting married.

 

And whether fried chicken, mashed potatoes, unspecified greens and chocolate pudding will be on the menu that night?

Oh, I would so love that!

 

Not to mention all of the orange Fanta.

 

Or Orange CWC Cola or whatever Chris made up!