2/8/17 In an Effort To Gain Attention, Chris Autistically Screeches About Greene County Elementary

Thank you, Null
This is one of the few positive things that has come out of closing down the farms.
Watching Chris passively beg for money is the best!

The first bank of kiwifarms has officially closed its doors.

 

Oh that Chris!
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what sort of Galpal Drama has he gotten into this time? Stay Tuned!

 

None of them probably think twice about Chris anymore lol

 

If they do, it's probably because they hear about some crazy man-hating feminist, and then they wonder why she hates men.......then they remember Chris.

 

So Chris hasn't let go of the school days. I wasn't expecting that. Really.

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The main images?

 

The fact he's still butthurt over Joshua Martinez and the Gal-Pals does not cease to amaze me.

I'm pretty sure they don't think about Chris at all, and probably haven't since high school ended.

 

Chris has had virtually nothing happen in life since high school, except for a failed Love Quest and a decade of being a laughingstock of the internet. It's no wonder CWC still clings to those bygone days.

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Sometimes they're there, sometimes they're not.

 

This is true. But even then, high school sucked for him and he was just too stupid and oblivious to realize it. Any sane or semi-intelligent person with his high school experience would hate those days.

I mean, my life's been fairly uneventful and quite frankly, rather boring since graduation (though nowhere near to the extremes as Chris's horrid existence), but I do not idolize or romanticize my high school days. Why? Because high school sucked for me. As it does for most people, really. I'm glad to be out of there and just trudging along with a lame job and part-time classes at Community College. It may be boring and quiet, but I'm okay with it.

Now, there are some good memories about high school for me (and most people) but overall, once you graduate, it's time to just move on and start a new chapter in your life. Chris never really did that.

The meme of high school being "the best years of your life" is a Hollywood product and really needs to die already. Most of the people who enjoyed high school and look back on it fondly are often losers in adulthood whose lives peaked in high school.

The sad part about all this is that Chris's high school experience was terrible and his life peaked in Middle School, when he won the Sonic Watch & Win sweepstakes.

 

I take it that things did not go for well for Chris at the love is love even for 2 days in a row. People were probably perfectly polite, as the cult usually is, but few people sat on his Dr. Who blanket contaminated with autism. Chris thought he was going to be like my people and infect the natives with the autism on his blanket, but he had no realk takers. I think half of this was probably rejection (if it were not for Greene, I would be the perfect lesbian by now), and the other half is that he wants money for his birthday.
He's not going to be at the event on Friday, so he probably has a bug up his butt about that.
Basically, every experience sucked for Chris, and he can't admit that it's the inside that's messed up, not the outside.

Yes, the images are like that for me too when other people post things.

 

The "#productofpublicschool" is an actual hashtag that's popular right now. I guess Chris saw it and started contemplating about the days when he was free of adult responsibilities.

Yeah, but only out of pity. He said Bob negotiated with the principal to find friends for him when he made the Lego MHS video.

 

Yeah, something must have happened to provoke this. He hasn't mentioned high school or the Gal-Pals since late 2013-early 2014 when it was revealed they only pitied him and were paid off by Bob.

 

So, no one was getting paid to baby sit and the "love is love event".........not so shocked.

 

It happens to me from time to time and I've seen it brought up in other threads before. I blame ghosts.

 

The worst part about all this is that the only person who could ever truly be considered an actual friend of Chris was Megan Schroeder. And she is now considered to be the mastermind behind all of his problems, according to Chris. I wonder if he's going to lump in Joshua Martinez and the Gal-Pals with Megan as part of this insane proto-troll conspiracy theory.

Chris is truly his own worst enemy.

 

Chris is definitely a product of the public school system. He's the prime example of why pushing dumb kids through the educational system is a terrible idea.

 

Wait... you wouldn't be where you are now without your education..? Chris is repeating a clichè line from people with more success than him, but i still find him saying that to be surprising coming from a dumbass 35 year old manchild who thinks he is a woman

 

I never really thought about the usefulness of head start type programs and special education for mentally challenged kids until I saw Chris harping about what good being "mainstreamed" did for him.

 

I know that one of Thetan's goals back when she was trolling Chris (posing online as some of his former classmates) was to try to break Chris's romanticized vision of his high school years. She claimed that she was doing this to "help Chris move on with his life," but one doesn't help someone by sharing a bunch of private info on a board dedicated to mocking that person without being full of shit. All Thetan did was help shatter the delusion that gave Chris one of the few pleasant memories of his life and cause him to want to become their friends for real, a desire that hasn't died these past few years.

 

Yep. Most rational people hated high school in retrospect. This is because the skills you need to succeed in high school (rich parents, being good at chasing a ball round a field, brown nosing) are the precise opposite of those you need to succeed in real life (competence, problem solving, ability to get shit done).