2/8/17 Chris Will be Watching the New Lego Movie

So, Chris will be watching the new lego Ninjago movie. Chris will be watching a movie made for children even though he has no children.

 

Thank Christ. It was killing me not knowing.

 

How long until he buys all the lego sets associated with it?

 

Since it seems batman is a growing fixation of Chris's (especially when discussing Trump) I'm sure he'll think this is the best thing ever.

 

Well ... at least he's actually seeing a good movie for once.

 

Didn't they already make a LEGO® movie?

And of course Chris is going to see both of the new movies.

 

"Daddy's Little Monster" indeed. So long as it isn't my girl Catwoman I look forward to the inevitable coshorror show.

 

And he will buy the sets too, especially the ones with: Barbara Gordon, Batgirl, Poison Ivy, Catwoman and the (female)mayor.

In fact he will probably get all the sets, Batman has a lot of different suits to collect and you know Chris loves to collect things.

 

Not surprised in the least. Guy likes legos.

 

Do you think Batman will become his new Sonic? He's become more obsessed about capeshit in general lately, with a heavy emphasis on Batman. Or his obsession with Sonic too high-priority for him to ever be replaced?

 

Sonic, Pokemon, Transformers, MLP, they will all be his loves till the day he dies. If anything he will add Batgirl or Poison Ivy to his harem.

Chris really liked the Lego movie, but he didn't add any of the characters to his world, not UniKity, not Wildstyle, not even Emmet, which is a little strange considering one of the reasons he was accused of stealing from Best Buy was because he had put a packet containing Pyjama Emmet in his pocket without paying for it(it was a giveaway item, free if you buy The Lego movie video game)

He also might have been trying to steal The Lego Movie video game from BB, so he could wheel'n'deal it to another shop, but this part is just my theory.

 

Imagine how awkward and uncomfortable the parents in the movie theater with their kids are going to feel when they see a fat, cross dressing 35 year old man there who smells of body odor, feces and way too much Britney Spears perfume.

 

"in field of dreams voice"
If you lego it. Chris will come.

 

Of course he will, this is the same man with such low taste he sat through the awful Ratchet and Clank film that bombed hard an unironically enjoyed it.

 

I apologize for the Catwoman autism, but I thought this was interesting enough to share, though not at all surprising for Chris.

This is the third time in about 7 years LEGO has done a bunch of Batman sets, and each time the cheapest set was the one with Catwoman in it:

AND THEY'VE BEEN BASICALLY THE SAME EACH TIME D: I didn't pay attention the other sets made, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were basically half assed repacks each time to. Not that it would stop Chris from buying something he probably already has buried in the hoard anyway.

 

Called it. (Sorry to sperg, but I get these so rarely). He'll be back on Friday blasting some bullshit about how Gotham is a cool hip, LGBT community and go on and on about Harley and Ivy (who will probably hang herself in an elevator if she's smart).

 

All the new Batman figures are brand new designs for the film. I actually like that you can get Catwoman in such a cheap set, you can also get Batgirl and Robin in it too, and the cheapest set has Joker and the Batman in it, so if you have kids, you can spend a minimal amount of money to have the most iconic figures.