YouTube 2/16/2019 Lego Therapy and random MLP video (Chris escapes into fantasy once again)

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  1. One Too Many

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    Chris post three new videos. The first is him venting about twitter through jpegs of Lego. Conclusion: Chris can't whine about stuff in his safety bubble so he has to make YouTube videos. The second video is a new(?) oc, we get Chris' "deep" voice for this one. The last video is just stupid.





     
  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    0:00 Chris pretends to have a therapy session, whines about trolls and harassers, ignoring his precious 'bugbear' label.
    1:50 Chris breaks character and starts rambling about how he wants to crawl into his make believe world and returns to the skit with his typical 'But I digress...'
    2:15 Goddess chris: "... my body's mind, still very much functional and reasonably intelligent... but not as much as I, is still prone to the autism and mentally retarded effects..." WELP. HE ADMITTED IT. XD
    2:38 Chris growls like Pee Wee Herman about being blocked.
    3:00 Chris says the therapist made him recall the 4th grade incident where the teachers held him down, and implies it ruined his mental state and his tantrums on twitter. Lego chris has a seizure on the floor as chris growls like he has a deuce on deck.
    5:00 Chris says his trusted ally spelled it out to him that the bronies did not block him for the troll, but for his past actions and his 'obsessive behaviors.' That must have required a fucking jackhammer to get that fact across.
    5:25 Chris thinks that since some of the brony analysts have OCD, that he has OCD and so he's just like them! He's even been online longer than all of them! HE WAS A PIONEER! His pain and suffering means that he should get his way!
    6:15 Chris claims he might be suicidal, but that seems like a baseless threat. His ego would never allow him to harm himself.
    6:43 Lego wolf and lego chris face the camera and attempt to shame the viewer for being skeptical of his magical thinking.
    7:04 Despite saying that the bronies blocked him because of his past actions, chris STILL claims the trolls caused all his problems with the bronies.
    7:10 Chris, or wolf (chris isn't doing a voice for wolf so its hard to tell which character is speaking) says chris rebounds from depression quickly despite just a minute ago saying he's super depressed.
    7:26 Chris thinks he was just a "victim of circumstance" and the trolls are heartless monsters who want to harm him. Of course, Lego wolf blindly takes chris's side.
    7:58 "Once again [I've] learned from my mistakes!"
    8:10 Chris's delusion tells chris to stay the course and keep acting like an obsessive weirdo with no sense of boundaries. (IE, keep showing 'support' for others)
    8:58 Lego wolf faces the camera in a not so subtle attempt to tell us mere mortals that we should all try to be empathetic and see things from all angles... showing how hypocritical chris is.
    9:19 Chris doesn't see himself as a fan of the analysts, but as their peer since he has created more 'than what they call "content."' He then implies that he actually looks down on their videos and animations, that he thinks he's better than them.
    9:31 Lego wolf asks if chris understands what he understands what he just said. Lego chris gives a very chris-like answer with 'fairly more or less.' He can't even follow his own train of logic.
    9:40 Chris starts to admit he can't understand others very well, then retreats down the rabbit hole of his dimensional merge to escape from admitting he has a fault.
    9:57 Chris again calls himself retarded, especially when he's overworked (IE any work at all), stressed, mad, or sad... so that means he's retarded all the time.
    10:25 chris thinks he'd be better off without his brain.
    10:35 again chris says he's learning from his past mistakes. A phrase he's said for years but never shown to actually do.
    10:44 Chris says he's been told many times to 'move on,' that the bronies aren't worth his time. But he can't listen to this advice because he MUST be liked by these analysts!
    11:20 Chris digs up the Golden Rule as an excuse to emotionally guilt bronies into being his friends. That if he doesn't want to be their friend, that will make the bronies sad and that won't be good. The ego on this man...
    11:59 Chris actually thinks that if he isn't friendly to the bronies that that being unfriendly will become 'viral' and spread across all the world and ruin the brony's popularity. Lego Chris then flips out as chris painfully tries to convey what he thinks an emotional breakdown looks like.
    13:15 Chris begs the analysts to unblock him, claiming they don't have to be his friends but he just doesn't want to be shunned... but we all know he'd be all over them once they did. After all, he's their 'peer.'
    13:45 like a scene from a horror film, lego chris sports an angry face and faces the camera and shakes violently as chris declares that he is never creepy or offensive, and raves that all the trolls in 'our dimension' should believe he's 'supportive' and that the trolls are just claiming he's creepy. The whole scene is creepy AF. Again, he growls like a constipated walrus.
    14:15: Chris states that he's been misunderstood, and lego wolf blindly agrees with chris like the puppet he is. Chris then asspats himself so hard it could be considered masturbation.
    The video ends with chris scheduling another fake therapy session with his puppet.
     
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  3. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    This is one hell of a suicide note Chris
     
  4. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    Nice doctor Katz rip off. I think?
     
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  5. TiggleYaPoosay

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    Geez the LEGO one goes on for 15 minutes. I don’t think serial killers make videos as creepy as this.
     
  6. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

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    Thanks for da update @YamchasOnlyFan

    I could only read a few timestamps then it got too autistic for me
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    If you think that was autistic: the video's 100x worse. This was one of the hardest videos for me to sit through. I wrote that post so you don't have to watch it.
     
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    You have the patience of a saint.
     
  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Eh. At least I'm not the poor SOB who has to transcribe this for the CWCKI.
     
  10. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    honestly the most disturbing part about a lot of Chris’s recent videos is the moaning and screeching sounds he makes. With his Lego character having a seizure as well, I wonder if that’s any indication of his own physical health?
     
  11. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Isn't the LEGO movie sequel going over at the movie theater box office like a fart in church right now? I, optimistically, hope videos like this one are the reason why...

    ETA: Play these at double speed, just trust me. ;) The scene dissolve so he can sound fx the 'glug glug glug' of the tea is worth the hassle on its own already!
     
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  12. Major Tech Priest

    Major Tech Priest Adeptus Biologis studying Sonichu

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    Yeah had to see it yesterday as I work in the film industry. Aside from the hidden adult references and Bruce Willis cameo, it has little going for it. Also, Christ play it at 2x slower when he's screeching, and you can almost hear the voice of Cthulhu the old one himself.
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    That's what the kid heard when he did the Donald Duck impersonation when all he wanted was his kids meal and to be peacefully on his way!

    True and honest though, how likely is it that this is a lego-reneactment of an actual recent therapy session, and if it is the genuine lego-thing how likely is it that the rage over the incoming Sonic movie was discussed off lego-set with lego-state-appointed-therapist? (Lego)
     
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    Yeah, you took one for the team. I appreciate it
     
  15. One Too Many

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    To be honest this is probably the best Lego video Chris has ever done (ok the one where he has Lego sex was pretty great actually).

    This video is an interesting look into Chris' psyche, I agree 100% with @Very Honest Content that some of this probably was a recreation of what happened at Chris' therapy session. Chris probably didn't have a seizure but it wouldn't be too surprising if he did freaked out, likely he's projecting his anger at being blocked and he's playing up his persecution complex, particularly though this event that likely didn't happen. This whole video reminds me of how therapists have kids with social or mental disorders use dolls to act out their feelings; perhaps this whole video was requested by his therapist or maybe it was inspired by that very practice. Chris is clearly reading of a script, you can hear his flip the pages at times.

    Chris rambles on about astral projections and it's easy to disregard this but this too is interesting. Chris seems to have this pluralistic understanding of consciousness where the mind/soul and the body are separate; Chris believes he can travel to his cartoon reality but he feels upset he can't take his body with him. I read this as Chris escaping into his fantasies where he is the center of attention and everything goes his way, his frustration stems from his real life responsibilities and limitations, Chris' deepest desire, it seems is to life his life within his cartoon reality. Because of the combined manipulation of IG and Chris' IRL "friends" Chris believes he will one day be able to actually escape into his fantasies once and for all. Its interesting to note, in the video when he's transformed into his marysue form the head on his "actual self" sitting on the couch is replace by a peg; whether this was intentional or not, this symbolizes Chris' detachment from reality and his own identity.

    As I've brought up before, Chris isn't suicidal. Chris claims he can't empathize with others because his mind/soul can't communicate with his body, ya autism aside the reason why Chris locks up at times is because he's morally weak and has went without responsibilities for pretty much all his life. Chris can't contend with simply moving on because in his words (and holy fuck, this logic makes no sense) if he stopped trying to get himself unblocked then the people who blocked him will think that Chris doesn't like them (which Chris believes is akin to torture), and then somehow this would "put an end to their popularity, egos, and especially their emotions, feelings, and subconsciousness... it just be a like whole major end to them!" and this would make Chris feel bad because he would feel like he caused it.
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Thanks for summarizing.

    It may sound A-Loggy, but I don't like how CWC's voice sounds. Like the CWCki said, years of isolation in a hoard house turned his voice from sounding relatively normal to that of Kermit the Frog's long lost insane redneck relative.
     
  17. One Too Many

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    At points Chris sounds like a constapated Hulk Hogan
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris probably is constipated all the time.

    They say autism is also a digestive thing.
     
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  19. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Wow, great catch, totally missed that inference but it's fascinatingly revealing to consider!

    The Hanoi Hilton style off screen script reading does cast doubt on if this was Chris' idea or a chummed up video that he wasn't going to resist too much prodding to make from the current behind the curtain cast entangled with him, but either way, it's interesting if you can stand the voice inflections he tortures your ears with.