YouTube 11-18-2018 : Chris is an All-Star ... and Naked

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 18, 2018.

  1. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Boy I sure have seen Chris's penis a whole lot of times.
     
  2. Nobody

    Nobody Shitposter Staff Member

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    Watched the whole thing. Sang along.

    Chris sounds like a sickly donkey braying. Overall unbecoming behavior for someone who allegedly has a vagina.
     
  3. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    That woman is jerking her dick pretty hard, it’s gonna go crooked.
     
  4. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Come to think of it fingering his "good and beautiful" china (assuming he didn't let it heal) would have been more plausible than jerking his duck.
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    How did Chris wind up calling his dick a duck anyway?
     
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  6. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I figured it was one of those things children do where they call certain things (i.e genitalia) they think are inappropriate something phonetically similar (i.e pickles, ducks, China, etc), and since Chris is a man-child...yeah.
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Chris hated even saying the word dick ever since the early days. He was so adverse to even saying a euphemism for penis because he thought even saying the word would invite in 'teh gay thoughts' so he tried inventing his own euphemisms that would allow him to be comfortable... even though no one outside of our autistic asses would understand what he's saying.
     
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  8. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Imagine being so deep(ly unaware) in the closet that even referring to your own sex's genitalia makes you gay.
     
  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    There's a limit to what the human mind can process.

    Nah, really. I can understand why a young child might hesitate at saying a word for penis, like the threat of corporal punishment from more conservative parents (which chris had for sure). And as we all know, chris never grew mentally beyond a 12 year old at most. These days I'd agree that he's devolved to an even younger age.
     
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  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    He hates his duck so much but can’t stop jerking it or sticking it in inanimate objects...or drinking what comes out of it.
     
  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Sigmund Freud is spinning in his grave right now.
     
  12. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    Honestly Chris would make Freud give up psychology completely because of the sheer challenge of trying to make sense of how his brain works
     
  13. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Some body once told me Sonichu would troll me. I ain't the happiest man on the net. I was looking kinda dumb with my brower X click under my thumb and a look of shame on my fore head.....
     
  14. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Looks like four more videos of Chris masturbating were leaked. There are all from the same session as the last video that was leaked. I don't think I'll gain anything from watching them, so I'll pass. The videos supposedly were leaked by one of the TTS which is confusing because they were made for IG, did Chris keep the files? I have no idea how the TTS could have those videos unless Chris gave it to them, it's not hard to believe, after all they bought his rule 34.
     
  15. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    The first leak (ahem) video features the sweet and sour sounds of OPL pissing on the floor from what it sounds like to me. So that's something alright.
     
  16. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    From what I've read Chris pisses on the floor for 30 seconds then proceeds to "have sex" with an invisible Magi-Chan (cowgirl style) whilst jerking his flaccid duck. Since it's more of the same fodder from the last leak I'm taking @One Too Many 's advice and giving it a pass.
     
  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank He just won't go away

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    When it comes to Chris the real thing is always worse than the mental image.
     
  18. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Yeah, I don't blame you, you're not missing any shit that's too major. Unless you're Smashmouth's biggest fan then you've really won't believe this cover version of their greatest hit.

    Personally, it was the end of the year and my masochism quotient had a few more notches left on it to fill in for 2018, so I endured it. I don't know who can masturbate to this, but it certainly wasn't me...
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    for what purpose
     
  20. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    This should've been used as his Shrek Retold scene.