10/7 I am recovering; I am well; I am not going to kill myself; life goes on, and my work resumes

Was...anyone worried that he would kill himself over this?

 

I wasn't, but there was probably someone that said something, somewhere. Not any of us, obviously.

 

Ignorance really is bliss.

 

To be honest, Jessica isn't worth dying over.

 

On some level, even Chris'tard knows there will always be another 'theoretical girlfriend' waiting in the wings. The only real question is, which bizarre fetish will she talk him into next? Balloons? Vore? Libertarianism?

 

Chris is too egotistical to commit suicide.

 

"my work resumes"

time to draw the feeder fetish issue of my webcomic and grab another lonely sundae from cold stone

 

I wasn't expecting him to bounce back, but I guess chris has experience with being rejected like this.

I do however feel this saga was almost as bad as Catherine's. Almost.

 

He's not quite wrong in assuming that, either.

US Population: 324.6 million
US Female Population: ~164.6 million
Single Females in America: 56.71 million
How many girls fit into his age criteria: Couldn't get a good read on this one, but possibly 58.9 million based on numbers from 2000
Number of White People in America: 61% of the US population (199.15 million)

So, basically, if we're thinking in numbers, that would mean he would, in theory, have a theoretical pool of 34.6 million single, white girls he could make into his girlfriend from the ground-up. Or however he says it. I doubt that he knows, much less considers, the numbers, but the fact that he knows there are other fish in the sea is actually a good thing for him to assume, for once.

 

If he dies, sonichu dies too!
The internet will lost their crap if this happened

 

To be fair, the Internet loses its collective mind over a whole bunch of stupid, infinitesimal, inconsequential stuff, so...

 

I feel like it was worse.

This saga didn't bring anything really other than confusion and disgust. I'll give Catherine the credit of at least giving us some information and insight.

Jessica didn't do jackshit other than temporarily get Chris off Doopie and make Rosechu fat for "fetish purposes".

 

Plot twist: JQ = Doopie.

 

Well considering Doopie thinks JQ is a scumbag- I doubt it.

But honestly that'd make this saga actually interesting rather than annoying.

 

I was just joking anyway, so...

 

That would be the biggest twist in Christory if it was true.

 

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