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1/27 - Sonichu 12-9, pages 13-22

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jan 27, 2018.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    After the Idea Guy fiasco, this almost seems like a pleasant return to form.
     
  3. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    jesus christ those eyes are the creepiest yet.
     
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    457 days in a year
    The years go up that same as earth
    No leap years
    Ten months
    "We, ponies, do age slower than y'all"
    "Physically, I'm around 21 years ond [sic]"
    "I'm actually 35"
    "It is 2017 here too"
    "Between Christine and I, our birthday in equestria is Rise 24, 1982 [Rise is supposedly the fourth month]"

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  5. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    the heterochromia is really dailed up to 11 on this one.
     
  6. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Do the ponies also eat soylent green? That would answer a lot of questions I have about the show and the Sonichu comic.
     
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  7. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I never thought I would be so happy to see new pages.
     
  8. [WTX]Coolguy_Tran

    [WTX]Coolguy_Tran Extreme Ween!

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    especially ones not written by an edgelord attempting to put raunchy political commentary in this, like making Blake join ISIS or having Angelica become a satanist.

    Fuck. That. Shit.
     
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  9. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Slayer and dubstep, what a great combo!
     
  10. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Scary monsters and the angel of death.
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    literally a load of screaming noises
     
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  12. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    With additional wobowoboboboWeoweoweowoob brabrabrawooooob
     
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  13. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    This little section right here, this is some quality autism.

    Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Fake town Chris made up Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay bullshit about 457 days Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay such autism Pony Shit Gay calendar autism Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit 1982 Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay 1000 years of pony darkness Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Lesbian Pony OC for my autistic Pony OC Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Gay Pony Shit Fucking SLAYER

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    Oh Chris, never change.
     

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  14. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    The random insert of Slayer makes this funnier than anything the Idea guy could've come up with
     
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  15. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Ok, let’s go.
    • Ladies, Gentelman, and other and non-binaries, I present to you, a well written, well illustrated (for Chris’s standards) page of Sonichu. Pinkie’s pages are so good, competing with “One Lucky Dog.” for best Sonichu pages. In these pages, Pink captures herself in a pokéball, does nothing until Chris Night Star asks if she’s alright, then tells her she is, and rolls to art class. This scene establishes Pink’s quirkiness without having a big text wall.
    • Then things get shitty, we go to Sunset, who’s the generic “I like science” character in every children’s show. I had to look up this pony and it turns out she used to be a bad guy/popular girl. How she changed from bad to nerd I don’t know.
    • So bad pony lady is making a “permanent hair dye.” She’s acting like it’s the discovery of the century. Permanent hair dye was invented in 1907. Even if the dye color doesn’t fade at all, you’ll still have roots. Am I to believe that a high school student has made a formula to alter your DNA to make your natural hair color different? If she is, why waste your vast knowledge of genetics on hair color instead of trying to cure genetic disorders?
    • Chris spells color with a u. Note to you Brits reading this, this isn’t some cute “British” thing that Americans do. Using British spelling is a Chris thing, not an pusedointellectual Americans thing.
    • A bunch of explaination for how ponies age, because Chris thinks Sonichu is for kids but doesn’t realize kids wouldn’t care about this. The whole age explaination started because Chris was accused of being a pedophile with sexualizing Rosechu, but these ponies are in high school.
    • So Diamond Melody is JQ ponified. After Sarah, Megan, Blanca, the other Sarah, Panda (Sarah the third), Ivy, Kacey, and Jackie, Chris still hasn’t learned that putting his real life female interests into the comic isn’t working because they will get replaced with the next. We now have 9 “one and only” soulmates. JQ is already an ex, but hey, 10th time’s the charm.
    • Nightstar knows Diamond is her destined soulmate, and opens their new relationship by almost immediately starting an arguement.
    • Ponies are opening for Slayer.
    This is a song from Equestria Girls

    This is a song by the “earth band” Slayer

    Sure.
    BUT WAIT, isn’t traveling from our reality to CWCville to Cantelot only done through sophisticated inter dimensional travel by those gifted in psychic teleportation. How did Slayer get to Cantelot?
    • The last thing we see is someone called “Netgear.” If you’ve been following Chris on social media, you’re probably pissed because the Gamindustri shit is about to start. If you haven’t, you’re really confused. Having to understand the personal life of the creator to understand the creation is a very Chris thing.
     
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  16. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    All hail the new incompetence.



    Also, does anyone else think it would be kind of funny to see Chris try to do a sing-along for Raining Blood? I could just imagine him doing air guitar (or using a guitar hero guitar) and singing the main riff (you know the one, I'm sure) while doing so.
     
  17. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I'm not a big Slayer fan, its kind of a situational kinda band to me but I'll take that over overly saccharine, board-citified pop music aimed at 6 year old girls. I'd also like to see what chris would even do in a mosh pit.
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    slayer but instead of metalhead roaring its autistic screeching
     
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  19. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    Great to get some pages again. Looking forward to seeing CWCville again so we can finally know if Chris is going to ignore all of IG's bullshit or stick with it.
     
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  20. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    Does Tesco have branches in America or does Chris believe that Tescos would bother with opening a fast food chain, let alone the American way?