Twitter 1/11/2019 Magichan tells us to stop harassing chris

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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Remember when this was the epitome of cringe worthy?



    I miss thoes days.
     
  3. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Can Null just dox the rest of the Troon Squad already? Like, it's teenage transtrenders. If you have the kind of lock on Chris that Null seems to have, then how hard can it be?
     
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I think if there's anyone God is disappointed in its probably the one that personifys a fictional character to whine about being called out on their dilutions on the internet.
     
  5. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    heh. imagine that conversation. Chris finally croaks, winds up at the pearly gates and instantly begins complaining that he doesn't have any of his toys, his medallion and brony shit, and pitches such a fit that God looks up and goes 'oh Me... HE'S here...'
     
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    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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  7. YamchasOnlyFan

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    Maybe chris didn't credit the artist because that would mean breaking the narrative about Magichan being a real life person?
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Over on KF there's a thread where someone asks what to do about Chris direct messaging you. Kiwis recommended blocking because Chris is creepy and interacting with him is a bad idea.

    Of course Chris is all "reee #HarassCWCDirectly"...

    And of course he thinks God is a woman.
     
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

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    If I may continue that topic here:
    Honestly? I think blocking him might be the best thing to do. Not just to maintain the prime directive of 'don't touch the poop' but it may be the most savage thing to do as well. Chris is STILL going on about how people shouldn't block him *cough cough Doopie cough* when he's trying to 'help' them. Chris blocks you? he's banishing you from his mindscape. You block him? he takes it personally.

    its not often that the right thing and the most vicious thing are one and the same.
     
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    Why do I keep expecting news of Chris Chan dying when I go on this forum?
    Though I can see that his sanity is completely dead, as is the norm nowadays.
     
  11. Alan Smithee

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    I thought revenging the wrongs done to Chris'tard was Patty-Chan's job.
     
  12. Trefoil Knot

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    If there's ever a Chris-Chan movie, and there's not a Fight Club parody scene where Chris has to banish all the fictional characters he's been seeing the whole movie by shooting himself with a Walther P38, I will be disappointed.
     
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    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    Well if it makes you feel better I think most people come on here expecting news of Barb dying.
     
  14. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    At this point Barb's death is either going to wake chris up or drive him truly insane. its the final act of the chris saga.
     
  15. One Too Many

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    Chris' life begins and ends in his mother vagina










    I think I just had a stroke
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    St. Peter: Alright Chris, tell me a little bit about yourself.

    *Mary Lambert starts playing piano*

    CWC: When I was in the third grade, I thought I was a man.
    Now I'm a transgendered lesbian named Chris-Chan.
     
  17. Skeletor

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    Magi-Chan really could have settled down with a better catch.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    All the Chu's could have had better.
     
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    He should have gone with that chick with a dick, Silvana.
     
  20. ToroidalBoat

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    What if Silvana is Chris?

    :thinking:

    (all the 'chus could be self-inserts of CWC in one way or another)