Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Jan 13, 2019.
To be honest kacey is prolly fatter than Chris will ever be.
True. Nothing better than a fat chick handing out nutrition and fitness advice.
Also worth noting is the sweet tea, which wasn’t marketed as a healthy alternative to soda, but Chris clearly thinks it is. Stressing again, tea is good. Sweet tea is not tea. A large sweet tea from McDonald’s has more sugar than the daily recommended amount. 36 grams of sugar (it used to be 70) for a large, compared to 25 grams for the dail recommend max for women (35 for men). You might as well dissolve a Snickers bar in a tea, which would actually be better since you’d be benefiting from some peanuts.
A large sweet tea (or its unsweetened version) also has more caffeine than a Red Bull. Caffeine is super bad for your heart, especially if you’re over 35 and inactive.
You’re actually better off drinking a bottle of Coke, despite “tea is better for you over soda.”
Chris, like most Americans (if we’re being honest), has the palette of a two year old and can’t stand anything that isn’t sweet or fatty, so anything Chris eats will be loaded with sugar and fried, removing any health benefit.
Do you think Borb ever made Chris eat his vegetables as a kid?
I wonder what Chris' dental health is like? He's probably never been to the dentist in his adult life and it's likely that he lacks the maturity needed to follow a simple daily routine such as brushing his teeth or flossing or fluoride. Compound this with all the sugar and citrus he shoves down his gob every day so his oral heal is totally fucked. Because he's such a social invalid Chris probably never considers the doing the bare minimum at least for the sake of not having bad breath; of course Chris' halitosis is probably not the first reason why no one want's to be around him. The only thing that Chris could do to make his oral heal worse is smoking tobacky though in recent times we have seen Chris smoke the wacky variety; from what I've read smoking weed can cause some issues, especially with long term use.
Like a hippo, but worse?
Same with tobacco, but then again smoking weed is the worst way to get it into your body. Go with edibles if you can get/make them.
Considering that chris still drinks soda like an addict, and probably doesn't understand that you shouldn't brush your teeth after eating very acidic foods: he's gotta have thinning enamel and cavities.
“Tea wards off cancer” *chugs 64 oz of sugar water with a tea bag in it*
I seriously cringe if I’m with someone and they order iced tea or sweet tea. Especially if they order it unsweetened then sit there emptying sugar packets into it.
Reminder that Chris even adds sugar to beer.
This sums up everything about this thread.
Chris has never mentioned eating vegetables, minus that fantastic part of the father call which we all know is fake. Chris probably prefers fruit over vegetables. Chris talks about apple slices, but never carrot sticks. Barb needs bananas, not broccoli.
Chris’s ideal meal based on the wedding comic is “greens.” Could be collared greens which is popular in the southern US, but I think it’s just non-specific vegetables. Like, Chris knows you supposed to eat “greens,” he just doesn’t, but wants you to think he does.
When Chris got diagnosed with autism Borb probably let him eat what he wanted, so if he didn’t want to eat veggies, he probably didn’t. He was special after all.
So unless iceberg lettuce on q-sands count, I’m going to take an educated guess and say no.
Cows are part highlander some how.
Honestly for how poorly he takes care of himself he's not mentioned a lot of major medical issues that could and should be hitting someone of his age and life style.
Now I like me some work outs and all but there's some irony of aging, take care of yourself you get beat up, let yourself go to pot, you get beat up. Eh, at least my abs are popping still.
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